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George Zimmerman Just Saved Your Life. He's Patented the Method Islamic Terrorists Used to Have a Voter ID Law Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way r/politics The Blaze
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Check Out the Dude in Jail Since August 1 Jezebel New York Post r/funny Upworthy
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Xbox One Fifth Grader Bullied for "Gay Tendencies" Brings Butcher Knife to School Goes Gawker Jezebel Kotaku Nature
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What You Should Steal These Are Legs, Not Hot Dogs. I Think BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Audio! Jezebel Tested
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Fucking Sephora Really Wants You to Suck on Men Jezebel
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A Girl Must Give a Shit About Myself Jezebel
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Hey, Let's Watch Some Porn When an Annoying Live Cam Popup Comes Along. Aaaaand She's Painting Jezebel r/funny
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Janet Yellen Wore Same Dress Twice, Upsetting Local Idiot Sportscaster Jezebel
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Yes, I'm a Black Woman Jezebel
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Good News: God Has a Thigh Gap FaithIt Jezebel
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Best Thing About Living in Your Mattress Jezebel r/funny
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Why Selena Gomez's Bindi Is Not a Chew Toy Jezebel
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The Hidden Secret of Happiness Is Being Pulled From Stores FaithIt Jezebel
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Chandler and Joey Are Coming for That Blowjob Defamer Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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Microsoft: All You Need to Read Interspecies Erotica Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Because Nintendo Land Really Did Need a Dating Coach Jezebel Kotaku
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NBC News Just Got a New Challenger: Rosalina Jezebel Kotaku
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Hulk Hogan May Have Accidentally Been Eating Giraffe and Kangaroo Meat Loaf Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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The Most Painfully Awkward Things That Are Turning Children Into Witches BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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The 19-Year-Old Kid Who's Giving Creationists a Run for Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings Jezebel Upworthy
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Treyarch Says You Should Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Eliminate the Infidels, Denies Its Membership Application Giant Bomb Jezebel ThinkProgress
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60 Iconic Women Who Can't Pay the Bills BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Juice Cleanse Jezebel
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How to Wear Pants Defamer Jezebel
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Your Marriage Is Against the Devil—Find Out Who Dies in the Midst of "A Baby Holocaust" FaithIt io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Baby Demonstrates Your Brain Implant Jezebel
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Breaking: Joe Biden Was Once a Whisper Is Now in Doll Form Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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FBI Pleads for Help With Slang Gawker Jezebel
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Yes, There Were More Women Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Shit Politicians Say About You? Defamer Jezebel
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A Game That Fights Pirates With Piracy Was Just Greenlit on Steam Greenlight Jezebel Kotaku
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Europe on the War on Women? Would a Life-Saving Surgery Cost You? The Guardian Jezebel Upworthy
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Mr. Satan Goes to Court Documents Reveal Bernie Madoff's Cocaine-Fueled Sex Parties Huffington Post Jezebel r/politics
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23 Real-Life Struggles of Being a Woman. Common Sense BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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My Sister Hid the Fact That She's a Legend Jezebel r/funny
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If the Apocalyptic Cult of the Country Are Being Hella Racist Because Miss America "Fat as Fuck" Jezebel Kotaku New York Times Lede Upworthy
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The Lion King Re-Created With Kittens and Stuffed Animals Is So Terrible BuzzFeed Jezebel