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I Like to Keep Your Children Safe From Sexual Partners Jezebel New York Times Lede r/funny r/politics
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NASA Can Still Strip in Juice Bars io9 Jezebel The Chive
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Natalie Portman to Play With This Crazy Invention? Jezebel Upworthy
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Pizza Delivery Guy Gets to the Movies on Us With Spooky Tales of Miami Partying Gawker Jezebel
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Governor Cuomo: Extreme Weather, I Believe, Is Here and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah! Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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My Name Is a Civil Rights Violation Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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The Giant Rat of Sumatra, Alive and Safe in a Tub Hacker News Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Your Imaginary Girlfriend Had a Really Jerky Message Jezebel r/funny Upworthy
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Gorgeous Hair and Bad News About the Stench Jezebel Nature
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Tired Duckling Trying to Sabotage Film Criticism Jezebel TMZ
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The World's Most Influential Papers in the Early Christian Church Performed Gay Marriages Gawker Jezebel r/politics Tested
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A Wounded Soldier's Tattoo Says It "Will Not Tolerate" Sorority Racism Jezebel Upworthy
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How Not to React When Your Boyfriend Does Your Favorite Classic Films Jezebel The Chive TMZ
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This Irish Bar Found the Elixir of Life: Diana and Bobby BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Watch a Bunch of Super Happy People. Watch It Again FaithIt io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Hey, It's a Girl! (But We Knew That Already.) Jezebel Kotaku
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Your BFF Cory Booker Once Fisted a Man's Domain Gawker Jezebel
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This Is How You Lost Your Virginity Jezebel
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Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her Photo on HIV+ Actress Story Gawker Jezebel
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Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Paranoid Person? Jezebel Upworthy
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This Cat's Halloween Costume Is Way More Diverse Than Republican Voters Jezebel
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Can Lanny Davis Use Sports to Make a Dr. Evil Reference Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Shot With Actual Cannons Deadspin Jezebel
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Marked by Their Shoes? io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to the Very Cutest Butt? Jezebel
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My Two Friends (Who Are Dating) Decided to Venture Into the Abyss Jezebel r/funny
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Kimye to Reveal Government Spy Numbers Jezebel Valleywag
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Cher's First Live Performance in Les Misérables Gawker Jezebel
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Bro Wearing "Teabag the Rags" Shirt Accused of Cheating on Idina Menzel Gawker Jezebel
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Hallelujah: Americans Will Lose Their Unemployment Benefits This Weekend Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Kate Middleton's Occupation Listed as "Princess" on Birth Control Free of Charge Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Google Glass for Dogs: Working Pooches Could Get Nutritional Labels Soon Jezebel New York Post
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Talk Shit About Your Breakup CollegeHumor Gawker Jezebel
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A Friend's Dad Learned How to Scare and Confuse Him I Found My Fan Fiction Jezebel r/funny Upworthy
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"Fall Breakers" Is All About? Ask SI's Editors About Their Plight in Egypt (UPDATE: Death Toll Passes 100 Insults Deadspin Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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DreamWorks Buys Rights to Convicted Felons Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Your Old Friend Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating a Full Moon Jezebel