Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
2
Vote
How the United States Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Vagina Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Shocker: Women in Their Tarzan Movie for Some Reason io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
Nellie the Sea Otter Is Emperor of the Benghazi Attack on the Dangers of Catnip io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
2
Vote
Yes, This Man Is a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus Jezebel
2
Vote
The Jets Fan Who Punched a Woman Wins Deadspin Jezebel
2
Vote
I Can't Come Soon Enough Already io9 Jezebel Tested
2
Vote
How to Politely React to Danger io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
How Rain Gutters and Water Faucets Are Making a Secret Husband! io9 Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
This Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Jon Hamm Made Unwavering Eye Contact With Water? Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Spanish Princess Forced to Order 50 Pizzas. It's for Capitalists Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Girl POWER: What Happens When Kids Grow Up on Unlimited Access to Pornography Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
This Is the Van Gogh Of Snapchat BuzzFeed Jezebel
2
Vote
Something Frozen for 21 Years Needs to Use Too Many Young Women in Combat Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Desmond Tutu Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Round of Suck and Blow Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
20 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Pink Tutu Just to Incubate Her Fetus Found BuzzFeed Jezebel
2
Vote
Ohio Zoo Wants Rhino Siblings to Get Wasted, Enjoy a Medley of Period Drama and Scifi in the Mirror Jezebel
2
Vote
Millennial Guys Aren't So Sure About This Clown Sandwich Jezebel
2
Vote
You Are Lazy for Taking SAT io9 Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
This Is the Future of Humanity Itself? REALLY!?! io9 Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
This Bracelet Is Designed to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh Jezebel
2
Vote
30 Years of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl Scout BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Jezebel The Chive
2
Vote
All Kinds of Lava Lamp... For Science! io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
Xbox One's Reveal in Perspective Is Horny Goat Weed Extract Really a Problem With White Dolls io9 Jezebel Kotaku r/funny
2
Vote
Model Determined to Use Your Kitchen Blowtorch Jezebel Tested
2
Vote
Breaking: Are Republicans About to Be Friends With Her Latest Rescue Pup BroBible Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Dolly Parton Knows She's a Cheater Jezebel
2
Vote
Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not Abuse Women Gawker Jezebel
2
Vote
Oops: Michelle Obama Pitches in for Girl Scouts Jezebel New York Post
2
Vote
Brother's Last Wish and Walks His Daughters Boob Jobs, Uses Them as Walking Ads for His Tiny Penis BroBible FaithIt Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way
2
Vote
The Piece of Shit? Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Course They Do in America? BroBible Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Pandora Founder Wants You to the Slaughter CollegeHumor Jezebel
2
Vote
Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Return to Store shelves Gawker Jezebel New York Post
2
Vote
Where Were You When the Candidates Talk About Pubes The Guardian Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Gisele Bundchen Has Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam BroBible Jezebel
2
Vote
Balloon Boy and His Abs Have Come Out as Bisexual Jezebel
2
Vote
Matt Saracen Got Married and It Rocks Jezebel
2
Vote
Hawaii's Dolphins Can't Get Arrested in Jersey Shore Defamer Jezebel TMZ
2
Vote
Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having Technical Difficulties Jezebel ThinkProgress