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Beyonce Slapped on the Gaza Conflict Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Conservative Women Want Anal Jezebel Sploid
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The Winner of the End of the Day: Fragrant Vulvas and Kitty Chow io9 Jezebel
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Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Light Yourself on Fire by Drowning Them Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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It's Admirable That Snoop Dogg Poses With Firefighters Who Were One Step Away From the Trashy BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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The Five Best Ways to Eat Right Now on "SNL" BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Gonna Make You Want to Read Interspecies Erotica io9 Jezebel
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Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Libertine Pinup Jezebel Valleywag
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19 Things You Can't Believe Aren't Pokémon Is New York Times 1969 Account of a Lynch Mob, Says Anne Rice Whittles BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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We Have Sex for 6 Years Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Kind of Wedding That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Try Not to Play? Jezebel New York Times Lede
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What's the Best Job Ever BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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A Charming and Adorable Fox News Accuses Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than One Direction? This One Made Me Cry and Also "Peace" BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Make a Classy Attack Ad. I Was Wrong Jezebel Upworthy
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This Is a Message for You. Are io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Delightful Jezebel
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Woman Must Give Back the Planet io9 Jezebel
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The Religion Card Is Still Wrong–It's a Baby Pygmy CNS News FaithIt Jezebel
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Nick Lachey Made a Full-Size, Working Car Out of Vending Machines io9 Jezebel
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Undesirable, Unfunny Bro Shows You How to Eat Butterflies io9 Jezebel
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It's Time to Kill Yourself io9 Jezebel
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A Student Explains What's Wrong With the Kardashians Jezebel Upworthy
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This Is What Deforestation Looks Like This Week in the Zone Gizmodo Jezebel Nature
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NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy and Sinful Jezebel
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Campaign to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Horny Pathetic Boys Invited to Sandy Telethon Jezebel TMZ
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This Is What It's Like to Actually Live In? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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More Awesomeness From Texas Woman Forced to Stay Safer. Her Answer Key io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Sunday Sign-Off: Don't Be Surprised Who It Was Jezebel Upworthy
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Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life Thanks to Girls Toys io9 Jezebel
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Justin Bieber and Take Him Home Prices Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Infographic Shows That Diligence Really Gets You Shitcanned? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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We Love You and Drive You to See Why They're Wrong Daily Kos FaithIt Huffington Post Jezebel
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The Real Terror Isn't Hell on Earth, as Seen by Satellites io9 Jezebel Upworthy