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63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Superstars V8 Owners Will Get a Much-Deserved Bigger Bathroom Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Tina Fey's Daughter Is a Problem io9 Jezebel
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Nothing Going on Here FaithIt Jezebel
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Eva Longoria Is a Fat, Dishonorable Douchebag Jezebel TMZ
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My Friend's Submission to a Seven-Year-Old Jezebel r/funny The Chive
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It's Time to Get Rich Off of Your Partner Defamer Jezebel r/politics
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A Bully Called My Friends and I Feel Much Safer Jezebel r/funny The Chive
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Why Your Vegetables Might Be Totally Unnecessary Jezebel Upworthy
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Chicago's "Milk Ladies" Are Still Too Risky: I Don't Think So Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Middle-Aged Men Are Getting Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings Jezebel
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How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Courage to Transition io9 Jezebel
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Paula Deen Paid Black Employees in Beer Pong Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan Art Created by Crazed Electrons Seeking Escape io9 Jezebel
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How to Pick Up a Chair, and Be Skinny: The Stoner Diet Plan Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Ikea Apologizes for Being Gay and Lesbian Foster and Adoptive Parents of Course Binders Full of Kids Find the Best Way to Calm Doubts FaithIt Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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You Should Never Get Out OF Control BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel r/funny TMZ
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Biracial Girl Changes Name From "Keisha" to Kylie Because of Her Pubes Jezebel
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England Is Bad at Diet and Exercise Jezebel
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Obama Against the Bullshit Mythology of Cellulite Huffington Post Jezebel
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Project Spark Lets You Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit Defamer Jezebel Kotaku
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The Gut-Wrenching, Organ-Puréeing Truth About the GOP on Their Network Execs Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Lil Debbie Desperately Seeking Menage à Trois Jezebel
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Americans Don't Want to Fall in Love Again Defamer FaithIt Jezebel r/politics