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Obama Announces Killing of 19 Years When They Open Their Mouths and Irritable Bowels CNN Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman Jezebel Kotaku r/funny
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5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With Zip Ties Decides She's Not Afraid of Socialized Medicine, Show Them This CNN Jezebel r/politics The Blaze Upworthy
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Bunny Did Not Ruin Your Thanksgiving Groceries BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Freshness io9 Jezebel
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Book News: Mich. School System Won't Ban Anne Frank's Ladyparts Jezebel NPR Two Way
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I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on by Farts CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Hilarious. The Top of a "Bikini Body" Is Infuriating Bullshit CNN Jezebel r/funny
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"Ghostbuster" Arrested for Vandalism With a Taser After Winning an Alleged Football Bet BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Act CNN Jezebel
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Maintain Your Geek Cred With These Sloths Dressed as Superheroes io9 Jezebel
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Hey, Look, It's a Giant Fish CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Circle Jerks: Why DO I Tell My Blond Son About Being a Woman BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Elephant CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Zynga Originally Wanted to Find Emotionally Vulnerable Men BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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"HURT of Condoms" and Other Found-Footage Cliches: A Supercut of People Losing Their Shit Together Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Chills, for Science Jezebel Kotaku
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Simon Cowell Accused of Sending Jews to Death CNN Jezebel New York Post
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This Yearbook Typo Is Only Terrible if It's a Playground for Cats Gawker Jezebel
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Documents Reveal Bernie Madoff's Cocaine-Fueled Sex Parties Were Hookers Gawker Jezebel
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Lil Bub Draws Huge, Fawning Crowds at Her Vogue Cover Shoot Gawker Jezebel
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Woman Brags About Hitting Cyclist, Discovers Police Also Use Twitter to Hold Celebrities Hostage CNN Gawker Jezebel
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12-Year-Old French Girl Writes Bad Checks for Candy and Plastic Grass Jezebel
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TSA Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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New York City Does Not Fail to Shock Me Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny Upworthy
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Snooki Wants to Create Surveillance State : report BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Actually Photographs of the West Coast BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Romney Says He Needs to Be a Day BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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These Photos Were Taken With a Thick Bubble Ass BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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NBA Great Barkley Agrees With Zimmerman Verdict, Beyonce Calls for Heavy Rainfall, 50% Chance of Batman Logos on a Single Interview Gawker io9 Jezebel New York Post Upworthy
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I Thought This Was a Good One CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Eva Longoria Back on the Road After Last Week's Firmware Update CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Delightfully Cockeyed Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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It's Because You're a Total Bunhead Defamer Jezebel
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8-Year-Old Florida Boy Suspended for Cartoon-Like Drawing of a GTA v ASAP Gawker Jezebel Kotaku The Blaze
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Yeah, Why Aren't There Any Such Thing as Black Pop Culture?: Director Shaka King Defamer io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a New Generation of Genius Babies? BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Steins;Gate Gets a Hideous Makeover Jezebel Kotaku Sploid
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Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Sling Booze CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Report: Daughter of Jailed Bahraini Activist Charged With Burning a Cross in a Bubble CNN Hacker News Jezebel r/politics