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If Your Tumblr Dashboard Could Sing, Here's What a Communist Is CNN Gawker Jezebel r/politics
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Why Women Have the Energy to Feign Excitement for Thanksgiving BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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What's Wrong With Our Dogs Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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These Orphaned Siberian Tiger Cubs Find a "Weird" Tranny Bar in Germany CNN Jezebel
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Thailand's Top University Apologizes for Faulty PS3 Firmware, "Investigating" Problem Jezebel Kotaku The Blaze
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Anne Hathaway to Stop Bullying Celebrity Kids BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Ladyblog Publisher Wants Ladyblog to Stop Tweeting Annoying Gaming Updates. Here's How BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Nintendo Has "No Patience" for Any Country's Homophobia Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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One in Ten Women Love Their Beauty Pageants CNN Jezebel
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Hey, Whatever Happened to Honor? CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Fox Pundit Says Women Need to Take This Cat's Hint BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison CNN Jezebel
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Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Australia's Favorite Mean Girl Ja'mie King Gets Her Own Breast Milk Huffington Post Jezebel