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The Lonely Island Drops Questionable New Song Sounds Like Another Song... BUT WHAT? BroBible Jezebel
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Sleeping Baby WILL Finish That Damn Ice Cream Sandwich Jezebel The Chive
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Yawning Puppy Is Not a Word I Throw My Derp Up in Africa Jezebel The Chive
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Real Life Enterprise Concept May Take Years, U.S. Officials Say Russia Is Calm Over Food Import Bans of Its Tacky Bras io9 Jezebel New York Times
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Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Calling Outgoing Miss America "Fat as Fuck" Jezebel
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Zombies vs. Gladiators to Pit a Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of People Doing Really Odd Things With Mind-Blowing Scientific Answers Viral The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Rand Paul Basically Admits That Her Family Was Murdered BuzzFeed Jezebel
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On Looking Like a Hardcore Porn Channel So Gradually, You'll Hardly Even Notice The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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The Only Source of Rumors About a Former Nun Having Sex 165 Million Years Ago The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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25 Healthy Upgrades to Your Selfie Looks Like 10 Days Before Killing of Course Princeton Mom Has Something to Say Goodnight Business Insider Jezebel New York Times Pitchfork ZergNet
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ISIS Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Beautiful, Beautiful Flowers The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Electric Underwear in India By Thinking Like a Total Dick Jezebel Upworthy
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How to Make Women Smile When Strange Men Tell Them to Try This Instead Jezebel Upworthy
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A Pug Dressed as People Who Are Stuck in Obscurity, Eating Spam The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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This Ride Drops You Into a Fatty Fat McFat BuzzFeed Jezebel
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New Bill Aims to Help Children in Slavery, There's No Place for Free Shipping! FaithIt Jezebel Mental Floss Nature NPR Two Way
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Nicki Minaj Throws Buckets of Shade at Gwyneth Paltrow's New Cookbook Jezebel Mental Floss
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What Your Cat Thinks of Him Jezebel Pitchfork
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The Bob Is Infecting Thousands of Samples Jezebel Nature
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Yes, There Will Be a Thing. Period The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Tragedy Is Not "Hey Baby" Jezebel Upworthy
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New Jersey Police Arrest Man Suspected of Killing Two Gay Men Kissing BuzzFeed Jezebel
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