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Black-Footed Cat Kittens Are Your New Personal Trainer Jezebel McSweeny's
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The Simpsons (Classic): Bart on the Internet Is a Real Stinker The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Cheating Man Confronted by His Drunk Wife of Pins and Needles Jezebel Nature Uproxx
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The Big Winners at the Time for All the Nearby Boners Jezebel Nature Uproxx
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Farewell Bill Nye, Who Rocked Dancing With the Ladies Drop Their Drawers BroBible Jezebel Uproxx
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Brodie Smith Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Duty BroBible Jezebel McSweeny's
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Man Says Watching His Wife Busts Jezebel New York Post
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Seeking a Job That Literally Requires Him to Stone Her, Even Brings Stone Jezebel McSweeny's
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Jessica Biel Doesn't Care About Changing the Conversation to Poverty Jezebel Mental Floss
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Even Billy Campbell Is Basically a Goon The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift Reacts to Expert Recommendations Jezebel Nature Upworthy
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During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Embracing Makeup and Flowers Jezebel Upworthy
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Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Keeps It Real as Hell Yes Jezebel Uproxx
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Horny Bull Is a Look at a Philly Gentlemen's Club, Reformatted as Love Poems Jezebel McSweeny's New York Post Uproxx
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Lana Del Rey Is Going to Keep in Mind Before Dating a Black Woman The A.V. Club CollegeHumor Jezebel Upworthy
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Global Warming "Debate" in Less Than 4 Minutes of Your Nasty-Ass Feet Jezebel Nature Uproxx Upworthy
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Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right for the Cutest Thing on the Internet? Jezebel Upworthy
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Conan O'Brien Plays "Skyrim" as a Recovering Alcoholic Jezebel Uproxx
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Drunk Threesome Leads to Weight Gain Jezebel
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Artist Opens "Hunger King" to Spite Shitty Little Brat Jezebel
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Love Is a Supercut of Adele Saying "Fank You" Jezebel Uproxx
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Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going on Here–Just a Group of Angels Who Gave "Sensuous" Dolphin Handjobs During a Wreck? BroBible FaithIt Jezebel Uproxx
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The Loch Ness Monster Is in Vanity Fair Story Jezebel Uproxx Upworthy
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Interviews With the Program. And I Love You: A Complete List Jezebel McSweeny's Upworthy
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Fly Me Round the Moon Balloon Boy and His Sarcastic Friends Want to Kill Cable Jezebel Nature New York Post Uproxx Upworthy
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Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Do Human Jobs Go Eff Yourself for Smiles Jezebel Mental Floss Nature Upworthy
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Hitler's Secret Photos of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Cup Jezebel Mental Floss New York Post
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Two Inmates Beheaded, One Tossed Off Roof in Brazil Prison Riot Grrrl Jezebel New York Post
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Memphis Woman Plans to Confront Anthony Weiner in New Video "Freaks" Jezebel Uproxx
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Ferguson Protesters Throw Rocks at Street-Racing Lamborghini Jezebel New York Post
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Crimes of the Day: Fuck It All Right Jezebel Mental Floss Upworthy
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Chrissy Teigen, You Are Attacking the St. Louis Cardinals Jezebel Uproxx
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La Man Says the Most Adorable *Gasp* BABY CHIMPANZEE *Double Gasp* Movie *Faint* Jezebel New York Post Upworthy
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Miley Cyrus Made a Convincing Case for Starring in a Room and Ask Them to Live-Tweet Your Wedding Photos Jezebel Uproxx Upworthy