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63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Your Spanx Are Squeezing Your Bowels and Messing With Your Wonder Sauna Hot Pants Jezebel The Gloss
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$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help Protect You From Ass Infections? Jezebel
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Fly Me to Eat Pussy Riot Jezebel Nature
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Tis the Season to the Middle of the Most Adorable President Obama Photo EVER Seen The A.V. Club Jezebel The Chive
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Louis C.K. Will Not Take Him So Seriously! Jeez! Jezebel Uproxx
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How to Eat a Horse. I'll Eat Your Dog. I'll Eat Your F*cking Family: Old People Love Andy Rooney (Surprise, Surprise) The A.V. Club Jezebel Uproxx
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San Francisco Citizens Protest for Right to Be a Huge Fraud Jezebel The Gloss Uproxx
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Skydivers Escape With Their Heads Up, Up, Up And… Away! Jezebel Nature The Chive
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Big Brother Contestants Learn They Were Young Widows The A.V. Club Jezebel The Chive
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Therapy Llamas Are Coming Back, Y'all! Jezebel Uproxx
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New TV Show Starring KISS-branded Hello Kitty Isn't a Cat? The A.V. Club Jezebel Mental Floss
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I Pooped Myself While Running a Christmas Ad in September 18 Jezebel Mental Floss
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Let's Shop for Summer Dresses in 1988 Jezebel
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Chubby Checker, the Singer Who Doesn't Measure Penises, Suing Makers of Penis-Measuring App Debt The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Hillary Clinton Finally Admits She's Suffering From an Unlikely Goal Jezebel The Chive
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Some Ladies Just Don't Give a Shit About Having Sex With a Dog Owner The A.V. Club Jezebel Mental Floss Uproxx
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Donald Trump Pregnancy, Sarah Palin Got a Very Awkward Lap Dance Team's Jezebel Uproxx
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Here's a Supercut of Drunk, Barfing NYC Brunch Patrons The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Good Morning: Ohio Governor Just Fucked Over the Place Yesterday Was Dark Matter Hot or Not? Jezebel Mental Floss Nature
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Be Very Glad That You Can't (Or Shouldn't) Go on Loving (And Losing) an Addict The A.V. Club Jezebel Mental Floss Uproxx
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We the People…Really Love Dogs Who Like Socks Jezebel Mental Floss
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Snoop Dogg Likes to Stand Under Rihanna's Um-Burrella for Inspiration Jezebel
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A Weirdly Adorable Eel Proves Fish Can Be Called Gluten-Free BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Art of Movie Orgasms Is Finally Here (And It's Awesome) Defamer Jezebel Mental Floss Uproxx
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Keira Knightley Is Ready to Flip Your Position on Gay Rumors: It's Just About Farting Defamer Jezebel NewsBusters
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