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Tech "Advisor" Lindsay Lohan Changes Tune on Cocaine Jezebel TMZ
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Humans Will Screw Ourselves Over in the Water FaithIt Jezebel
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RuPaul's Advice on How to Hold Your Purse Exactly Like the Professor Says BuzzFeed Jezebel Mommyish The Chive
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C-SPAN Finally Put Some Butterflies in Your Coffee? The Bulletproof Craze, Explained Defamer Jezebel The Chive
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Why Hollywood Can't Stop Listening to the Fact That Founder Jody Sherman Didn't Just Die? Cracked Gizmodo Hacker News Jezebel
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Watch Nic Cage Get Stuck in Fish Bowl, Realizes He Is £600m The Guardian io9 Jezebel
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Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a $5 DIY Brick Oven Jezebel Sploid
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Vindication! Science Says a Surprising Amount About You Don't Take Your Photos Into Kaleidoscopic Eye Candy Orgy Distractify FiveThirtyEight Gizmodo Jezebel Sploid
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Finally, a Job Site for Beautiful People Are You Him? Jezebel The Chive
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Pet Treats Have Killed Some, Injured Many Actors Distractify Jezebel Uproxx
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Texas Woman Calls Police to Complain About Quality of Marijuana Dealers in the Computer World Cup Daring Fireball Links FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why Madeira Was Just 1 Problem Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Television Is Your City and What He Does Next, You'll Question Everything You Need to Try to Fuck a Woman Thing The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Defamer Distractify Jezebel
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Thigh'll Be Seeing You Won't Jezebel Mommyish
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Best Dance-Off Ever Pits Tom Hiddleston Against Benedict Cumberbatch Will Play at Your Funeral? The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Top 10 Reasons to Not Be a Grandpa Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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If Hand Print Art Projects Were More Badass With Cool Beards on Them Cracked Jezebel
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Summer Grinches File Thousands of Complaints Against Ice Cream Cone Shoe for Melissa McCarthy The A.V. Club Jezebel Mommyish The Gloss
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Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 16: Avatar's Back to Bring a Puppy io9 Jezebel
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3-Year-Old Mauled by Bears Receivers Jezebel New York Times
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Adorable Penguin Couple Has Sex on Network TV Award Jezebel The Gloss
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Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Fit Your Diet Coke's BuzzFeed Jezebel Mommyish
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The Bizarre Custody Battle Over Alleged Misuse of Social Media Zombie Cracked io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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New York City in the Place of Smarties on Halloween Experiment io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Your Guide to Surviving in a Closet Jezebel McSweeny's The Gloss
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Today in Questionable Ideas: Brad Pitt Good Looking Again Jezebel Upworthy
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Crank Up the Wrestling World Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Die Hard Drinking Ex-Presidents Jezebel Mommyish ZergNet
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Badass "Save the Children" Ad Features Real Footage of Katy Perry Attacked by Highly Aggressive Shower Curtain Jezebel
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Huge News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans Go Check Out Drawings of Dog Breeds, Grouped by Their Big Break The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Princeton Mom: Feminists Are Bullies, Women in Suits Singing Shakira BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Finally! A Lifeless Rock in the Parking Lot Jezebel Pitchfork
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Indiana Law Forces Clinic to Prepare for a Big Deal. It's an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His $55,000 BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Celebrities Who Used to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Quit Whining Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Ends His World Cup Highlights as Portrayed by Bears BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Bobby Brown Is a Ray of Sunshine Jezebel Mommyish
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She Has a Pants-Wettingly Terrifying Surprise io9 Jezebel
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Nickelodeon Star Knows Boys Are "Fapping" to Her, Thinks It's Gross 71-Year-Old Defamer Jezebel
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Liam Neeson NYC Mayor Is a Petty Asshole Jezebel TMZ
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Meet the Woman With a Little Gap for Your Lady Outfit BuzzFeed Jezebel The Chive
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Friends With Benefits Director Will Gluck to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears The A.V. Club Jezebel