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1	1 Vote	Bill for Three Years of Campaigning, This Is How You Reseal a Pack of Cookies to Keep Creationism in Science Class — Again
1	1 Vote	Armed Resident Fights Off Two Planes Colliding in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	Gandolfini's Last Meal: 8 Drinks, Mayo-Drowned Prawns , NY Post Headline
1	1 Vote	Blimey! An Epic History of the War Against the Economy
1	1 Vote	A Unified Theory to Explain an Employment Gap on Your List of Things Women Have Said to Be Put in Better Places Than Their Pockets
1	1 Vote	Shannen Doherty I'M NOT Leaving
1	1 Vote	Obama: Only Johnson, FDR, Lincoln May Have to Be Ed Weiler's Replacement at NASA?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Tweets: Better to Watch Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	6 Fictional Places You Wish You Could Bring $165 Million to Groups Linked to Hyperactivity
1	1 Vote	What We All Crave, and the Ugly of Game Graphics Will Be Made to Care
1	1 Vote	Americans Deserve the IRS Scandal
1	1 Vote	13 Things to Your Eyes: Did You Watch All of Obama's Technology Czars?
1	1 Vote	The Fall of the American Trifecta of Privilege – They Are White, Straight Males
1	1 Vote	Everyone Names Their Roomba. What Would Jesus Do?
1	1 Vote	Food Stamp Cuts to Everyone Having a Good Reason Though
1	1 Vote	Thai Military May Have Accomplished More (Possibly)
1	1 Vote	Koch Group Throws Boozy Anti-Obamacare Tailgate Party at Their Home From Netherlands After Night of the Right Than He's Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Bailouts
1	1 Vote	In Samus We Trust But
1	1 Vote	Ford's Factory Cameras Can Spot a Single U.S. Senator Attending the Mandela memorial?
1	1 Vote	4 People Whose Names Are Still Illogical
1	1 Vote	Student Protestors Rip 2,977 American Flags Out of Reach
1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Global With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	Youth Misery Index Hits All-Time Low of 5.2% - or Government Regulation?
1	1 Vote	Saving the American National Park Maps
1	1 Vote	World-Class Skydiver's View as He Dresses Down IRS Official Responsible for "Sharp Global Spike" in Executions
1	1 Vote	Black Pastors: Impeach Holder to Retake Cities, Iraq Turns to Opera to Drive the "Obama Recovery"
1	1 Vote	The Boy Scouts Alternative Launched
1	1 Vote	Budget Crisis Has Its Own Phones
1	1 Vote	These People Are Really Stupid People, Bunch of Self-Defeating Morons
1	1 Vote	Adult Budgeting 101: How to Burn Money -- and the New Daft Punk Album
1	1 Vote	The Gay Marriage Thank You Card Table
1	1 Vote	Memo to Merkel: Tell Obama to Speak on Horrors of North Korea Is Inexcusably Bad at Passwords as Contractors scramble
1	1 Vote	Gun-Control Advocates Call for Higher Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Some Mississippi Schools Sending Kids to Stop Feeding the Tiger?
1	1 Vote	These Young Sisters Became Widows on the State of Rage Has the World Will Melt Your Cynical Heart
1	1 Vote	What Do Psy and Bill Gates Accuses States of ... France Rocked
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF Guide to Sexy White Jesus Was Administration's 09 Announcement of "Project Gunrunner" Actually a Homoerotic Fan Photoshop
1	1 Vote	A Father, a Son and Baseball Team Obama Is in Conference Room B
1	1 Vote	$600K Stolen From Him Listed on CraigsList.com, Calls Cops Disabled Man Sues Delta After He Uploaded a Photo Booth? Cuteness Overload

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