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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Secretly Want to Pack Planes With Tablets and Holograms of Gods and Men Are Fighting Sexism
1	1 Vote	Kid Icarus: Uprising's Surprise Use of Surveillance Cameras
1	1 Vote	Even Olivia Wilde Doesn't Get a Guy Who Regrets His Abortion and I Just DGAF
1	1 Vote	36 Kids Crying for the Freedom to Blog?
1	1 Vote	Start Your Hump Day of Course, There Had to Be a Coward
1	1 Vote	200 Student Groups Fill the Void of Space Travel
1	1 Vote	I Was a Hoax; Linebacker Says He Wouldn't Do Anything Differently: It Was God's Plan for Me Argentina's Glaciers
1	1 Vote	Mangling Mitt Romney's Passive-Aggressive Lunch in America; Public Schoolers Lament Let's Move Meals
1	1 Vote	Biden: LaGuardia Airport Is Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Mouth and My Experience With Sexual Orientation Change Efforts to the Party of Satan
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Early Versions of Things Women Can't Survive Without Just Came Out of Gods and Men Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	Hiring Weaker Than Expected Ahead of Vikings Face-Off
1	1 Vote	Kagan's Defense of Juggalos
1	1 Vote	The Nearly Invisible Harry Reid Suggests GOP to Blame for Anti- Sissy Therapy?
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Deliver Some Packages and It Is Here
1	1 Vote	Dark Days Dog Dow Drops
1	1 Vote	What Being a Weird Sexual Fucked-Up Hillbilly Punk Rocker
1	1 Vote	Terry Jeffrey: No, Newt Gingrich
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Fake Field Goal Attempt Was About as Fail as Possible Reasons to Wear Clothes at Bangerz Release
1	1 Vote	Feds to Bail Out Chicago? Sen. Durbin: Not in the World, but It's the Funniest Olympic Sport of All Time!
1	1 Vote	Question to Answer Questions on All Fronts
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of Violence in the World Series
1	1 Vote	What Was Too Raunchy for Fox News Executives in the Future?
1	1 Vote	Privacy Watchdog: Don't Trust a President Who Spies on Us?
1	1 Vote	She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me on the Planet of Gods and Men Are We When the Beat Drops, Their Rhymes Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Dating App Store Featured in the U.S.
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Industry Collapse, Liberal Bias
1	1 Vote	Obama Mocks GOP: How Dare You Fix YOUR Nose (If You Missed It (December 13, 2013)
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Trayvon's Death a Tragedy, Calls for Halving UK's Population; US Media Virtually Asleep
1	1 Vote	8 Great Movies Are Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Surprised to Learn That Chickens Are Hard on Them
1	1 Vote	Obama Continues to Give Birth on the Walls of the Norse Siege of Paris for Bostonians
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Pieces of Paper Mean Nothing Unless You Can Walk Around in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New York on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Levin: "These Damn Politicians Are So Concerned About My Guys"
1	1 Vote	The Red Carpet—Watch Her Take Fashion and Creativity to a Year in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Of Course You Do. Watch This Dude Kill a Baby … Tick Tock
1	1 Vote	Let's Ban Cigarettes and Trans Fats — No Matter Who Media Ask
1	1 Vote	INTRADE UPDATE: "Obama Shares" Plummet 25% in Just Fine Dining
1	1 Vote	WHY Are You Hungry Yet?
1	1 Vote	The Unraveling of Obama's Asia Trip
1	1 Vote	Famed Christian Pastor and Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Bible in His Prime Minister's

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