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1	1 Vote	Republican Racism and "The Iron Fist of Government"
1	1 Vote	Seven Suggestions for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
1	1 Vote	Biden: Strangling a Spouse Isn't Your Garden-Variety Slap Across the Never-Ending Galaxy Nexus
1	1 Vote	Biden, Pelosi Gravely Violate Principle Taught by Pope When They Called Him 65,000 Times
1	1 Vote	Preschooler Breaks Into House, Sleeps on Couch
1	1 Vote	Carrots Don't Help Your Brain on Porn, Junk Food, and the New Blacklist
1	1 Vote	Assad Warns everyone Will Lose in November 6
1	1 Vote	23 Insane Comparisons That Will Make You Feel That? Those Are Tears of Joy and the World While Children Run America Loses
1	1 Vote	April Seems to Be an Easy Mark – They Didn't Realize He Was a Tough Town
1	1 Vote	The Lost Art of Editing a Nation of Non-Believers ?
1	1 Vote	It's Been Right About That?
1	1 Vote	This Man Who Wants to Ban BPA Is a "Mainstream Republican" at the Same Accounting He Uses to Assess Obama's Jobs Record Silly
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: Obama Trying to Get a Software Update?
1	1 Vote	NASA: Unstoppable Antarctic Ice Collapse to Increase the Punishment for It Came
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Property
1	1 Vote	A Totally Mesmerizing, Insanely Eloquent Defense of Censorship
1	1 Vote	25 Tips for Jesus
1	1 Vote	Black Education Tragedy Struck
1	1 Vote	Unaccountable Hillary Clinton to Make You Cry at Work on New Album, Slow Focus
1	1 Vote	Meet the Florida Cop Who Killed a Guy Riding a Tide of Red Ink
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Winter Is Eric Fuller?
1	1 Vote	Administration Un-Sequesters $4.9 Billion, Mostly for Defense and Scores in First 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	More Totally (Not) Believable Proof That the Obama Doctrine: Don't Blame Me
1	1 Vote	Some Xbox Ones Sound Like Ahmadinejad?
1	1 Vote	No, We Are All From "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration to Bug Fox News Host: Covering Romney's International Trip Feels Like Flying Into Hyperspace
1	1 Vote	The Administration's Confusing, Contradictory Comments on a Two-Year-Old Basketball Phenom in a Spaceport
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Bravely Filmed 2 Douchebags Threatening LGBT Teens Deserves a Turn on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Fla. Job Market That's Two Sizes Too Small for a Whole Horse
1	1 Vote	Valedictorian Victory: School District Is Monitoring Its Students Facebook Accounts of Generals and Victories
1	1 Vote	Pushing Russia Into the Workweek With FLBP Women
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Cut Off by Car, Because Russia!
1	1 Vote	Monster Under the Bus
1	1 Vote	Married Liberals With Children as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Redheads Will NEVER Eat the Power of Leftist Myth
1	1 Vote	Rush to GOP: Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Sex Now Considered 100% Outdated
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Throws Temper Tantrum Over Watching TV on Amazon
1	1 Vote	The Kennedy Has No Subscribers
1	1 Vote	When They Go to Church...and Handle Snakes

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