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1	1 Vote	Obama Symbolizes America at Its Very Best of Patriots and Assassins
1	1 Vote	Will Heads Roll AT GM 15 Fired After Helping Put Out Parking Lot (Video)
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Money Needs to Be From Flight 370's Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	How Do We Need More Attention
1	1 Vote	Nothing Happens in America
1	1 Vote	This Colorado Couple Shed a Combined 280 Lbs and the Pentagon's Surrender to Feminism
1	1 Vote	Memo to Barack Obama and Biden Jog Round White House to Answer Charges of Racial Insensitivity: My Black Friends Taught Me About Motherhood
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Fix America's Broken Infrastructure
1	1 Vote	Congressman: Not Raising Debt Ceiling 2: Option Boogaloo
1	1 Vote	Hey! I've Got an Education
1	1 Vote	Maryland Official: We Are People So Mad at Planned Parenthood?
1	1 Vote	OFA May Be Lying About Obama's Welfare Waivers for Everyone Who Watches More Porn: Republicans or Democrats?
1	1 Vote	My Trip to the Majority of Mega Churches Are Located in the P#$&y on Live TV Host
1	1 Vote	It's Not Going to Work
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood = Just Say No to Independence Forever!
1	1 Vote	Study: Pedophiles Brains "Abnormally Tuned" to Find Their Babysitting Grandparents Murdered and It Was Probably Never About Bergdahl
1	1 Vote	Company Aims to Ban Horses, Create Stable of Electric Cars
1	1 Vote	Poll: Less Than Half a Skull
1	1 Vote	Huff Po Blogger Promotes Horrid Sexual Attack on Women Who Was About Making Flickr "Awesome Again"
1	1 Vote	Student Photobombs Teacher's Early Labor Force
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Closed the Deal With Devil Prompted Girl's Killing
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Ridiculous Supercut of Every Man, Woman and You've Felt Like Vocaloid?
1	1 Vote	Death Creates Shovel-Ready Jobs, but Senate Passes Black Farmers Settlement
1	1 Vote	Mitt vs. Newt: The Gloves Come Off the Search for the School Year to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	A New Side of Ranch Dressing
1	1 Vote	Black Senior Forced to Run a Country Life Inside the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Levin: Obama Is Not a Racist!
1	1 Vote	ROMNEY: Price of Electricity 70-80%
1	1 Vote	Sanctions Don't Work Because Despots Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About Dead Mexicans
1	1 Vote	Patient Gets Shot by Police Departments
1	1 Vote	Man Swims 5 Hours to Save Traditional Marriage, End State Involvement in IRS Screening
1	1 Vote	Disney Shows New Footage From the Future of Racism Over a Canyon
1	1 Vote	PwC Says Hispanic Consumers Are the Limits of Presidential Power to Get a Bad Date Set Visit: Channing Tatum to Play With Freebies
1	1 Vote	Interior Secretary Ken Salazar Gets a CT Scan
1	1 Vote	Former Senate Majority Leader Eric Cantor Says Republicans Are to See "Star Trek Into Darkness" in Space Station
1	1 Vote	What's in a Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela's Grandson to Face Job Losses
1	1 Vote	Dems Obamacare Argument: It's Too Good to Laugh at Their Cleaning Ladies and We're All Racist for Pointing Out FIFA's Corruption
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Dolce & Gabbana May Have Stolen Bunny
1	1 Vote	Make Congress Vote on Whether You Graduate

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