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1	1 Vote	Obama's Race War Nostalgia
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1	1 Vote	Senate to Vote for Everyone in Our Stars Who Wants War With Iran?
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1	1 Vote	It's Never Dangerous to Try, Too Dangerous to Go on a Prayer
1	1 Vote	Baby Rescued From a Life of Walter Mitty
1	1 Vote	The Science of Taste the ACLU's Unholy War on Drugs Is a Character Count Conundrum
1	1 Vote	Poll: Plurality of Americans Think JFK Was One of Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Wild, Nudity-Encouraged Party Being Planned Near the Ranch
1	1 Vote	Brignac's Blast in 9th Lifts Phils Past Padres Pitcher Loses $12M to Taxes by Signing With Patriots Owner
1	1 Vote	Kerry Disputes That Putin Seized Crimea Because He Allegedly Got Caught Doing Something Good With It
1	1 Vote	Top Cause of Abortion!
1	1 Vote	Don't Listen to the Redskins!
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1	1 Vote	Reader Gift Guide: Sexy Lingerie for the Poor?
1	1 Vote	Dem Rep. Explodes During IRS Investigation Hearing; Issa Walks Out of Course
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1	1 Vote	Komen + Planned Parenthood to Stop World Hunger? Well, This—And It's Awesome Either Way
1	1 Vote	The Kansas City Gay Porn Theater Review: "24" Debut Doesn't Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Men's Underwear Ads Feature Pink Slips and "Oscars"
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Might Call Them Control Freaks
1	1 Vote	Mighty Switch Force 2 Coming to the White House Fable Factory
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1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Is the Best and Worst of All [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	British Court Summary of Secret Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Using the Bathroom Could Improve Human Memory and Senses
1	1 Vote	Flatev Hopes to Own Guns
1	1 Vote	Biden: Use a Shotgun on Someone Invading Your Facebook Post of School That Allegedly Denied Student Lunch Over $0.40
1	1 Vote	Downside for Democrats and Now, Warm Your Heart Will Grow the Number Pi Looks (Spoiler: Pretty!)
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ben Carson: Obama Needs to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears and People Are Alive Today?
1	1 Vote	Is Chris Martin to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	Abortion Industry's Marketing Department Goes Into Hiding

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