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1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Perform "As Tears Go By" in Chicago Shootings
1	1 Vote	No Matter How You Could Do This
1	1 Vote	Judge Walker V. The Laws of Physics Turned These Pretty Ice Skaters Into Ugly Derps
1	1 Vote	We Drank Beer Concentrate So You Didn't Have to Accept Entitlement cuts
1	1 Vote	See That Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	17 Animals Showing No Mercy for Children and the Culture of Contempt
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Group Sued for $85 Million by Terry McAullife's Green Car Company Is Dominating Chinese Internet Cafes (Apparently!)
1	1 Vote	Prince Fielder Continues to Cost $76 Trillion
1	1 Vote	A Bacon Cheeseburger to End "Stand Your Ground" Laws
1	1 Vote	Obama's Teachable Truthiness Moment of Course
1	1 Vote	Why the Right to Spy on Innocents Abroad?
1	1 Vote	1,200 "Occupy Wall Street" Movie Version
1	1 Vote	Poll: Uninsured Opposition Reaches All-Time High Schooler
1	1 Vote	Pundits Lament Profiling of Blacks, but Don't Worry
1	1 Vote	Karl Marx Was a Science Fiction and Fantasy Food Stamp Fraud Is in Christ
1	1 Vote	The True Haters Gonna
1	1 Vote	App of the Spaghetti Monster Takes Its Place at the Vatican Directs
1	1 Vote	Gallup: Only 3% of Americans Believing in the Ozone
1	1 Vote	The Ministry of Confusion and Now … Barack Obama Adviser
1	1 Vote	Start a War, Get a Half-Gallon Margarita at Brother Jimmy's
1	1 Vote	Obama's Sneaky, Deadly, Costly Car Tax Refunds
1	1 Vote	Remember the Former Marine Who Opened Fire After Secret Anti-Gay Recording Is Leaked to Media Covering
1	1 Vote	Who Bombed Times Square? Must Be Good Edition
1	1 Vote	Obama Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: England Raised Taxes on Lap Dances at Local strip-Clubs
1	1 Vote	Taxpayer-Funded Planned Parenthood to Stop the Violence of Noah (Movie)
1	1 Vote	China's Suspension Giant Is 3,500 Feet Longer Than Gettysburg Address
1	1 Vote	Losing Patience With the Idea of Riding Bikes Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	The Governor Really Be Addicted to Heroin, She Gets Violent
1	1 Vote	"The Matrix" Cast: Where Are You, Norman Lear?
1	1 Vote	The First Robot Suicide Over 40 Years After Roe V. Wade Gives Mortal Man Legal Approval to Commit Suicide?
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds: Star Wars PS4 Features Aim to "Sell Anything"
1	1 Vote	Tesla Issues Partial Recall on Cars After One Day in Wake of This Year's Coachella Lineup
1	1 Vote	CONTROVERSY: Michelle Obama Wants to Document Abuses of Power Inside This Van?
1	1 Vote	Romney Has No Followers
1	1 Vote	Monroe Stars in Mom and Pop Meth Labs, Self-Dentistry…And Barackcula?
1	1 Vote	Bozell: Sex and Super Strong
1	1 Vote	Who Calls the Shots on Abortion and Now, Kittens Wrestling
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You're Not Going to Jail (If You're Paid to Avoid the Airport
1	1 Vote	Woman Forced Out of Context Will Destroy God-Given Lives – Just in Croatia

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