Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

A Unified Theory to Explain an Employment Gap on Your List of Things Women Have Said to Be Put in Better Places Than Their Pockets

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by nevermore
2014-04-14

2014-04-14

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    A unified theory to explain the casting of every new Doctor Who
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    A List of Things Women Have Said to Kanye West
    CollegeHumor CollegeHumor
  • Read
    Smashes
    Here’s How To Explain An Employment Gap On Your Resume
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    Question for PG/HN: Where do you think we stand on your list of "ideas"?
    Hacker News Hacker News
  • Read
    Smashes
    ‘Occupy’ Protester: Wall Street Money 'Needs To Be Put In Better Places Than Their Pockets’
    CNS News CNS News

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account