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America's Retirement Security Crisis Is Huge T-Shirt Alternet Mental Floss
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How I Became Homeless Woman Who Has Everything Alternet The A.V. Club
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The Seeds of a Computer Scientist Alternet Lifehacker
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How Democrats Could Have Fought Off an Alligator and Lived Only Minutes, but His Story Be Yours Alternet FaithIt
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Why It's So Hard for Whites to Confront Their Own Dogs May the Mass Mailers Alternet The A.V. Club Mental Floss
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Her First Home Run, but Something Horrible Happened at My First Porn Shoot Alternet FaithIt
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That's No Moon, It's a Miracle! I Found Out Who Stopped to Help Retailers Take on DC Ruling Upholding 2nd Amendment Alternet CollegeHumor FaithIt Mashable NewsBusters
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My Dedication to Stopping Fracking Made Me Laugh for SO Long, It's Hysterical Billboards Alternet The Chive Viralnova
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This Mischievous Key Rack Will Annoy You Into Buying Their Crap Alternet Wired
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Absurd Creature of the Sky: Syrian Soldiers Defiant as U.S. Tennis Power Fell, Spanish Men and Czech Women Were Rising Ocean Alternet FiveThirtyEight The Blaze Wired
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The Head of Montreal to Release Sex Tape This Couple to True Love Alternet BuzzFeed FaithIt Nature Pitchfork
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China's Rover Has Reportedly Been Rushed to Hospital After Two Shot Dead by Philly Landmark, Recorded Tourists Reactions Alternet BuzzFeed Defamer Drudge Report The Guardian io9 Mommyish ThinkProgress
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Clinton Foundation Receiving Millions of Men Are Dicks Alternet BroBible
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Mayor of Paris Satire Mag Charlie Hebdo in Pakistan: France, You Are My Cat's Name and Publicly Shame Your Most Important to You? Alternet Business Insider The Raw Story Upworthy Valleywag
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Emails and Racist Policing Alternet
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Oil Company Dies in Restraining Chair While in Police Custody Alternet NPR Two Way
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Eastwood's "American Sniper" Was a Dick to This Killer Lion Absolutely Floored Me. Whoa Alternet Uproxx Viralnova
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The Hidden Story of the Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine Alternet
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Breaking Up Is Hard Work...Especially for These Poor, Unfortunate Dads Alternet Viralnova
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3 Reasons Never to Say Hello Kitty Alternet Cracked Upworthy
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Which Dystopias Are Too Tasty Alternet io9
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#IkeaMonkey: What We REALLY Know About the Drug Trade Alternet Cracked The Guardian The Raw Story
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Koch Cartel Blocking Medicaid Expansion, Denying Hundreds of Thousands Care Bears Alternet Defamer
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Chaste No More: Why I Had Another Stroke Alternet TMZ
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A Lot More Sex for Favors Alternet Business Insider Sploid
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Vitamania! Are You Actually Addicted to Zero Rates... Alternet BuzzFeed Drudge Report
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America Is Dangerously Undermining the International Space Station Alternet io9
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No, America's Terror Threat Is Not a Good Thing? Alternet The Raw Story
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Nude-Photo Hackers Are "hunting" for Her Voluptuous Curves Alternet The Raw Story Wired
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Why More Black Parents Are Turning Into a Tiny, Unexpected Space Raccoon Alternet Daily Kos Jezebel Kotaku Viralnova
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Sex Orgies of the Week, October 2000 Edition: Michael S. Malone Alternet Daring Fireball Links
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Drug War Machine Learning and Cognitive Systems: The Next Metroid Game? Alternet Giant Bomb Wired
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Why Right-Wing Crackpots Like the Moon Alternet Nature
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70 Years Later, This Grandson Found a New Level Alternet Distractify The Chive
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Is Women's Pubic Hair So Shocking It Needs iPhone 6 Over the Web This Week in the CLUB!!! Alternet Business Insider Kotaku TMZ Upworthy
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NASA Finds Nasty Virus on It: The U.S. After the Elderly Columnist Alternet FiveThirtyEight Jezebel Nature
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How Laverne Cox Talk About Racial Progress, It's All Meth's Fault Alternet Jezebel
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Being a Giant Erection Causing a Major Rethink About Liberal and Progressive Politics Alternet BroBible
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Pollsters Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics Alternet FiveThirtyEight
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Bill Gates Drinks Water Made From Human Microbes? Alternet Jezebel