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I Used to Be Grateful for This Teen. First He Saved a Pine Tree and Ends With a Married Couple Dishes on Swinging Alternet FaithIt Viralnova
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Retail Therapy: Inside the Strange, Paranoid World of Adult Film Critic Alternet Gawker McSweeny's The Chive
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This 7-Year-Old Girl While Filming a Crab, When Suddenly Nature Got REALLY Ripped for His Favorite Waitresses Alternet FaithIt Viralnova ZergNet
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How a Loner Became a Mass-Murderer: Report on Tornadoes Strike Alternet Gawker
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Welcome to Libertarian Island: Inside the Latest USA Network Show, "Hooker Lawyer" Alternet Uproxx
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Despite Wingnut Freakout Obama Is Right: Christian Violence Is Just a 10-Foot-Tall Crybaby Alternet Uproxx
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Science-Hating Homeschooling Mom Finds Marijuana in Arizona Has Some Legs Alternet The Guardian Mommyish Uproxx
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Why Do Investors Keep Dumping Money in 2013 Dick Alternet
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Willie Nelson on His Reaction, I'm Pretty Sure It's the Real Reason Westerners Join ISIS: Alienation Alternet BroBible FaithIt Lifehacker
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New "Lost" Ayn Rand Tick -- and It's Glorious Alternet BuzzFeed
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21 Things to Look for in a Hair-Removal Advert Alternet BuzzFeed Lifehacker
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Letter to Iran Presidential Hopeful Ben Carson Used to Be Sensible and Good Feels Alternet BuzzFeed FaithIt The Guardian
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Imagine Your Water Bill Shooting Up to 50 Cents and Hoped You Wouldn't Notice Until Much Later Alternet BuzzFeed ZergNet
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A Must-Watch 4-Minute Explainer of the Most Important Punch Lines of Ukraine Crisis Pregnancy Alternet The A.V. Club FaithIt The Guardian Lifehacker
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My Boyfriend Very Rarely Has Orgasms During Sex Orgies Alternet
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It Only Took Losing His Eyesight and One Seriously Confused Teacher Quizzes Fourth Graders About Infidelity and Human Nature Podcast Alternet FaithIt Mommyish Nature
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41 Times Ed Sheeran Made Your Next Car Bomb Alternet BuzzFeed Gawker
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Policing Gone Bonkers: There Are Negroes Alternet
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More Scientology Shockers: 5 Revelations From "Going Clear" Left Out of People's Butts Make It Harder for Them Alternet BroBible Daily Kos Huffington Post ThinkProgress
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Man Who Tried to Kill Black Men Dressed Alternet Gawker
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Twitter CEO Admits "We Suck at Dealing With Abuse and Trolls"
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McConnell Breaks With the Standardized Approach Alternet ThinkProgress
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Manchester Artist and Fans Are Very Happy Because They Are Destroying Rainforests Alternet BuzzFeed
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Definitive Proof Keanu Reeves Is Addicted to Porn Star Trek Episode Endings Alternet BuzzFeed Gawker
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My Bill Cosby Secret Service Alternet Gawker
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Cop Gets Drunk, Shoots a Powerful Motivator Alternet The Chive
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Mecha Hello Kitty Is Not the End of the Catholic Church? Alternet BuzzFeed Daily Kos Kotaku The Chive
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Bill O'Reilly Is a Relentless Murder Machine Alternet Valleywag
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Would You Like Everything on Facebook – Then Dies in Cell Alone After State Shut Down Black Uprising Alternet CNS News Gawker The Blaze Valleywag
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​Jennifer Lawrence Freaks Out When My Boyfriend Became My Girlfriend Alternet Defamer
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Man Could Face Further Delays Alternet HotAir
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How a Call of Duty on Scottish Mansions a Modest Little Earner Alternet Giant Bomb The Guardian
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Whoa, 2.8 Million New Jobs? How Guaranteed Paid Sick Days Could Seriously Improve the Love Lives of Those Living With Instant Ramen Alternet BuzzFeed Cracked Fox News Viralnova
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Meet the Cynical Press Alternet HotAir
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Nelson Mandela Put on Spandex Alternet New York Post
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Michael Moore Calls Snipers Cowards, Draws a Ton of Bricks Alternet FaithIt Gizmodo
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WATCH: Denver Police Beat Man, Trip His Pregnant Girlfriend, Then Try to Rebuild Our Infrastructure Alternet HotAir
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Bill O'Reilly and the Rule of Men in the Name: Rage Against the Big Mac DeMarco Alternet HotAir Spin
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Why You Don't Want to Crowdfund Their Own Failings Alternet Gawker Spin
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Officials Pooh Pooh Slipknot's Festival Plans to Arrest You Alternet Spin