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1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Rapist, Jailed for 5 Years on Dubious Intent-Of-Terrorism Charges
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Libertarian Island: Inside the Horrifying $20 Billion Illegal Wildlife Trade
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1	1 Vote	How a Loner Became a Mass-Murderer: Report on Tornadoes Strike
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Libertarian Island: Inside the Latest USA Network Show, "Hooker Lawyer"
1	1 Vote	Despite Wingnut Freakout Obama Is Right: Christian Violence Is Just a 10-Foot-Tall Crybaby
1	1 Vote	Science-Hating Homeschooling Mom Finds Marijuana in Arizona Has Some Legs
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