Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Polar Bears by Voting to End Taxpayer-Funded Campaigning Spend Big on Election Day Morning Briefing

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2015-11-01

2015-11-01

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Morning Briefing: Voters Remain Skeptical Of Romney’s Medicare Privatization Plan
    ThinkProgress ThinkProgress
  • Read
    Smashes
    Republicans Who Campaigned To End Taxpayer-Funded Campaigning Spend Big On Taxpayer Funded Flyers
    ThinkProgress ThinkProgress
  • Read
    Smashes
    Here's a reminder of what Republicans keep voting to end
    Daily Kos Daily Kos
  • Read
    Smashes
    Dia de los Muertos: Honoring Our Loved Ones by Voting to End the War on Drugs
    Huffington Post Huffington Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    Georgia's voter information page offline for hours on election day morning
    Daily Kos Daily Kos
  • Read
    Smashes
    Robert Reich: The Real Reason Democrats Lost Big on Election Day
    Alternet Alternet
  • Read
    Smashes
    Polar bears cannot compensate for sea ice loss starvation with slowed metabolism
    The Raw Story The Raw Story

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account