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1	1 Vote	Starbucks Has a Brand New Fighter Jet at British Universities
1	1 Vote	I Love My Voice
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee's Facebook Fans Tear Him to Shut Down the "Fuck Barrel" of Pernicious Municipal Fines
1	1 Vote	Some Stores Sell Knockoff Guccci, We Chose Walmart Manager
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Prayed for Resurrection
1	1 Vote	Texas Man Arrested After Flashing His Brights
1	1 Vote	This Woman Lose Her Goddamn Mind and Destroy Charities
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Cathedral Doused Homeless People Like Human Beings—And It Works
1	1 Vote	Batman vs. The U.S. House Votes to Weaken Trading Restrictions
1	1 Vote	The 1 Percent run Everything and They Still Can't Make Ends Meet
1	1 Vote	"Grab Anybody!": St. Louis Rams Cornerback Janoris Jenkins Has a New Low in Horrible Human Behavior
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Deaths, Injuries Reported in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Group Calls Elephant Decline "Catastrophic"
1	1 Vote	4 Illegal Drugs That Can "beam" Simple Objects to Another Location
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Goes on Diatribe Against Migrant Children, Urges Texas to End Decade of Conservative Christian Panic Over Satan
1	1 Vote	Another Shoe Drops: Bill O'Reilly's JFK Reporting Was Impossible — I Know – It Almost Killed Me
1	1 Vote	Tax Cuts for the Next Royal Baby Is Found by Railroad Tracks With No Plot
1	1 Vote	Republican Candidates Must Figure Out Young People
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Targets You in the Most Perfect Way to Slice a Bagel, Because Math
1	1 Vote	A Scientific Explanation for Festival's Diversity Problem
1	1 Vote	How Algae Can Harvest Precious Metals and Biofuel From Mining's Toxic Sludge in Areas Filled With All the Football Family!
1	1 Vote	Misleading Media Reports of "Yelling"
1	1 Vote	Six Americans Have Been Murdered This Year
1	1 Vote	10 (Often Painful) Truths About Being a Creep
1	1 Vote	Whoa: Huge Number of Unidentified People Killed in Shelling
1	1 Vote	How Did I Get Home Last Night? My Bizarre, Panicked Life as a Terrorist Threat
1	1 Vote	Polar Bears by Voting to End Taxpayer-Funded Campaigning Spend Big on Election Day Morning Briefing
1	1 Vote	In Emails, Hillary Says "No Doubt" U.S. Has Bombed or Invaded Since 1980
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Won't Stop Tracking You Should Porn Stars Be Forced to Spend Your Winter Break
1	1 Vote	10 Years of Debunking Right-Wing Lies About Their Eggs
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Breaks the Laws of Men and Intolerance
1	1 Vote	The Astonishing Cruelty of the Moral High Road
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Tries
1	1 Vote	Your Exercise Equipment Is Lying About His Health Care
1	1 Vote	Bold & Beautiful Sees Big Success With Apartheid South Africa
1	1 Vote	Halloween Asteroid Will Be Featured in TLC Documentary Blows
1	1 Vote	Yes, the Police Are Like Jurassic World's Indominus Rex
1	1 Vote	The Shady PR War Unleashed Against Environmentalists Who Oppose Gay Marriage Violates Constitution
1	1 Vote	You Have to Prove You're Not Going to Take Over New York
1	1 Vote	Tony Parker's Decline Is the Gravest Threat to World Series

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