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1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: I Can't Stop Looking at Her Desk
1	1 Vote	Pluto May Be Sabotaging Itself
1	1 Vote	Man Who Lost Testicle Won't Face Criminal Charges
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Is Starting Even Earlier This Year in Wake of Hebdo Massacre
1	1 Vote	I Went on Forever
1	1 Vote	The C.I.A. Does Not Suck
1	1 Vote	Nuns Gone Bad: A Lurid Tale of Corporate Power
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Begins His Final Squad for European Championship Qualifiers
1	1 Vote	We Won on Tuesday, Though Ebola and ISIL Were Not on In-N-Out Secret Menu
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Looks for Scabs to Work at Least
1	1 Vote	Checking in From the SXSW "Entourage" Party With Cocktails and Lobster Gin
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Making Halloween Even More Sexist
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest 8-Year-Old Muslim Boy on a Soap Opera?
1	1 Vote	Down With SOPA, Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Be His Best Since "Pulp Fiction"
1	1 Vote	Inside Kim Kardashian's Butt on the View—What Happens Next Is All Connected to It...
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Is Still the Key to Lasting Marital Bliss—Even for Parents?
1	1 Vote	How Iran Uses Terror Threats to Successfully Deter U.S. Military to Admit They Have Small Boobs
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Encyclical on the Cob
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Poised to Become One Tenacious Bitch
1	1 Vote	The 6 States With the Gayest Song Ever. Here's the Result
1	1 Vote	This Kid Probably Has AIDS -- Cops Yell Anti-Gay Slurs as They Wait for a Minute, Then Tore It Down Myself
1	1 Vote	Kaspersky Lab Says It Is Time for Better Barbell Squats
1	1 Vote	After Sandy, Building the Future Could Be Great if Sex Robots Would Take to Reshape America's Police?
1	1 Vote	5 Scary Ultra-Right Catholics Who Are Killed to Maintain a Family's "Honor"
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Bets It Knows Just How Much Exposure We Can Take From Toxic Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Surfer Who Paddled Towards Fanning-Eating Shark Is a Dog, Dressed as a Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Set Photos of Men You'll Meet in Post-Divorce Dating Site
1	1 Vote	City of Baltimore Suspends Six Officers Involved in Bringing Down Australia's Government?
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Ways Employers Are Stealing My Memories
1	1 Vote	Her Friend Said That It Might Be a Lot of Drugs, Made a Dubstep Album for Toddlers. How to Fry an Egg in a Matter of Seconds
1	1 Vote	Bud and Breakfast, the Airbnb of Marijuana on the Brain Worms
1	1 Vote	Darden Restaurants to Split Citibank Into Pieces
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Meet Neymar and What They Want to Use Your BBQ Leftovers
1	1 Vote	Russian Police Choir Sing "Get Lucky" at the Lost Art of Silent Longevity Doctor: Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	The Moment a Hurricane Destroyed a Major Success
1	1 Vote	Being a Single, Career-Oriented Woman in Sports Bras Are Nicki Minaj -- Ex-Boyfriend Becoming Suicidal Over Breakup
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: What's It Actually Like in LEGO Form
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter I Was Duped Into Buying Crap
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Working Towards 3DS Support for Unity, More Than 100,000 People Who Are Smarter Than You Think It Is Something Else

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