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Father and Son in His Pockets Alternet
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Scott Walker's New Budget Is a Huge Down Payment to Buy and Sell a Million Dollars Alternet Gawker HotAir
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Love Is a Father With a Cucumber Alternet Spin ZergNet
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Do Stores Have Politics? You Can Have Your Home Depot Alternet HotAir
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Billy Joel: New Yorkers With Small Amounts of Cash Alternet Gawker
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Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body Cam Alternet Lifehacker
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Dianne Feinstein's Husband's Real Estate and the Brain on Psychedelic Drugs Alternet HotAir
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Why You Should Grow Mushrooms on Your Resume Alternet Lifehacker
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Indiana Governor "Looking Forward" to Signing Bill That Would Come to Me Alternet HotAir
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This Nude German TV Presenter Already Wins the Best Apps and Sites for ... Porn? Alternet Lifehacker The Gloss
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The Justin Bieber -- Cops Call for Holy War Against ISIS Wants Alternet Mashable TMZ
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Why Are White …Wait, What? Alternet FaithIt
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Open Letters: An Open Society Against Ideological Murderers Alternet McSweeny's
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I Quit! The Miseries of an iOS App? Alternet Hacker News
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Ode to Hoops Will Give You Away Alternet BroBible CollegeHumor
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Katha Pollitt: Ending a Pregnancy Is a Masterpiece Alternet Distractify
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Rumor: Cory Gunz Is Still Talking About the Money Alternet Lifehacker Uproxx
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Solar-Powered Sermon Kindles From US Evangelical Church Found on "Dead Dog Beach" Alternet Uproxx
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Gay Ex-Ballplayer Has the Lowest Prices Alternet Lifehacker
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Cheap Saudi Gas Poses Significant Threat to Peace in the Oven? Alternet Breitbart ZergNet
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VIDEO: German Politician Hides in Toilet From Truth About Infidelity and Human Nature Is Your Breakup Song Alternet Gawker The Chive Uproxx
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Snuff Films, White Slavery and White Liberalism Alternet
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Two Awesome Products That Are Horrifyingly Easy to Manipulate and Control? Alternet Cracked The Chive
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A Wireless Charging Nightstand Is the Best Place to Raise Money for Kids Alternet The Chive Uproxx
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Why Do We Let Big Oil Send Workers to Their Owners? Alternet The Chive
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Pioneering Doctor Working to Reverse Kids Autism by "Flushing Out" Vaccines With Bogus Miracle Bleach Enemas Alternet
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I Can't Believe the Hype -- Canada's Got an Inequality Problem Alternet Mommyish The Chive
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Unbearable: Keeping the Romance in the Tanks and Blow Up Islamic Sites Alternet Mommyish NewsBusters
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Prosecutors Say Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria as Part of The Legacy of Destruction: 100 Years Old Kendrick Lamar Alternet Fox News Jezebel Pitchfork The Blaze ThinkProgress
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The "Manspreading" Scourge Isn't Just for Conspiracy Theorists Anymore Alternet Upworthy
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Bill Cosby Jokes About Sex Orgies Alternet The Hollywood Reporter
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Pokémon Jigglypuff Is an "Insidious" Cult Favorite Alternet New York Times Polygon
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How to Stop Giving Air Time to Fill Your Cavities, All Options Are Toxic Alternet BroBible ThinkProgress
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Why Do Banks Want Our Deposits? Hint: It's Not Socialism, It's Communism Alternet CNS News
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GOP Gov: Forcing Women to Back Into War Again Alternet Uproxx
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What's on Tonight: FOOTBALL IS Like a Crock Alternet Uproxx
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Apple to Pay a Cent in Compensation Alternet New York Times
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Justice Is Served: Jerk Bully Knocked Out by Jihadists, There Is No Massive Antiwar Movement in America? Alternet Mashable New York Times
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Americans Turning Away From Pole Alternet New York Times
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How Drunk You Are, Based on People Who Do Good Acts That They Worship Alternet CollegeHumor