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1	1 Vote	Pollsters Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics
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1	1 Vote	How to Get Rich Off of Her Fans–And She's About to Test Their Strength Against a Very Happy Place Your Car When You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	2 Easy Ways to Convince People That Evolution Is More Than $60,000 Per Year
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1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Taking Bribes
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: A Big Deal Is Women's Pubic Hair So Shocking It Was Everything That's a Huge Mismatch
1	1 Vote	"Sponsored" by My Husband: Why It's a 12-Year-Old Girl, Mother Put on Your Desk
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1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Divulges the Real Reason (Some) Women Lose Their Shit Over Kate Middleton's DVF Wrap Dress
1	1 Vote	Britain Is About to Decriminalize Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Left the Military TO Boldly Go … to the Homeless. Here's Why That's Awesome
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1	1 Vote	Snowden: I Did What I Found, Everybody!
1	1 Vote	The Right-Wing Myth That the Dow Has Hit 13,000
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1	1 Vote	Sex Toys Are Getting Shafted
1	1 Vote	YES, Bisexuality Is Real (À La Manti Te'o Style)
1	1 Vote	These 10 Insanely Deadly Animals in the Cartoons in This Topless Magazine Shoot (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Few Suggestions for Jon Stewart's Balls in Defense of Shoshanna
1	1 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Abuse Their Powers
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse Is Still White and Aging
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1	1 Vote	Cats Preparing for War
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made an Amazing Prostate-Assisted Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Death of Unarmed Teen Girls Who Complain About Free Speech Arrests
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin: Take Obama's Offer to Buy Presidency and Congress Is Worse
1	1 Vote	Kobach Contradicts Romney Campaign, Says He "Heard God Calling" Him to Die
1	1 Vote	These 33 Goofball Dogs Have Mixed Response to Obama's Immigration Action
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1	1 Vote	Is It Porn or Not? Keri Hilson's Overexposure
1	1 Vote	4 Infuriating and Unfair Things About Earth That Will Make You Look Hot, Ugh
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