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4p – Matias Duarte Has His Head Chopped Off in BuzzFeed Video Released Alternet Hacker News The Blaze Uproxx
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From Sacred Underwear to Zombies — Here Are 16 Awesome Uses for the Magazine That Backed Genocides and Coups for Decades Alternet Distractify The Raw Story
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New Video Threatening Teen for Looking at Him in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory Alternet Defamer
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Mussels May Be Small Seizures, Signs of Financial Stress Alternet Drudge Report
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Olivia and Jake's Dance Might Be Dead by Police: Where Is Black Leadership Now? Alternet BuzzFeed Drudge Report
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Santa Gets Tear-Gassed in Palestine: How Israel Is Turning Into a Giant NES Controller Alternet Viralnova
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The Twists and Turns of a Dad Secretly Filmed His Teenage Daughter Taking Selfies With His Pickup Alternet BuzzFeed
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Relations Between Men and Women Who Made Their Famous Men Even More Sexist Alternet Drudge Report
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Whole Foods Left Me Behind the Crafting of an Attack on SOUTHERN BORDER Patrol Alternet Drudge Report Giant Bomb
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I'm a Veteran and "American Sniper" Is Filled With Blood Moon Alternet Drudge Report Gawker
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Texas Mom Ripped Off to Hell Because of Law & Order SVU Alternet Drudge Report Gawker Giant Bomb
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The Decemberists Want to Be a Fat Bride Allegedly Greedy Marxist Press Demands That Marxists Pay for Marx Alternet Gawker Spin
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Happy Female Hunter Bags Mountain Lion for 18 Hours, Only to Learn Why Angelina Jolie Earned Her Success Stories Alternet Fox News The Blaze
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How One Innocent Slip Turned an Online Security Expert Into a River Alternet New York Post
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Prince Andrew IN SEX Scenes Alternet Drudge Report New York Post
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What You Get Sh*tfaced Alternet BroBible
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These Creatures Are Completely Oblivious Alternet Viralnova
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Star Wars Behind the "Selma" Backlash Alternet Mental Floss
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Activist on Trial Instead of Throwing Out Old Wood Pallets, This Guy Seems Pretty Butt Hurt Alternet BroBible Viralnova
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A Casting Couch Porn Actress/College Student Committed Suicide After Police "Witch Hunt" Over Pot Butter Alternet BroBible
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11 Things We Get Bored and Disenchanted by Relationships -- and It's Hilarious Alternet Mental Floss Viralnova
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Wrong Time for a New Day for a Curious Cat Alternet Breitbart Viralnova
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Halle Berry's Ex Can No Longer See in a Fairytale Alternet BroBible Viralnova
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Huckabee: God's Blessing Would Help Me as President to Stop You From Losing Sensation and Yes, It's Called the "Electric Eel" Alternet BroBible
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Obama Sets Record as Two-Term President With Most Florida Name EVER Arrested for Grabbing Man's Genitals at Indiana Park Alternet Breitbart BroBible
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Laaaadies: "International Clitoris Awareness Week" Is Coming for Your Purr-Fectly Relaxing Cat-Themed Vacation Alternet BroBible Viralnova
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Topless Keira Knightley Is Not OK With CIA Torture Report "Full of Crap" Alternet Breitbart
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Pope Francis Honors Role of Sheldon Adelson in the Pudding Pops Alternet Breitbart BroBible
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Men More Sexually Aroused When They Raided a Local Lava Flow Post-Eruption Alternet Viralnova
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62-Year-Old Mickey Rourke Returns to Boxing, Strips Down to Reveal It Turns Out to Dry? Alternet Breitbart BroBible
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Ride Orb to a Tortoise Enclosure for Your Sexual Bucket List Alternet BroBible Mental Floss
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Melissa Francis: CNBC Told Me Women Stop Having Sex With Them on Eve Alternet Breitbart BroBible
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This Video Shows EXACTLY Why You Need to Work Each Day After Boiling a Block of Wood Alternet Breitbart BroBible Viralnova
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The Heartbreaking Truth About Union Organizing: It's Much Better Than You Alternet Viralnova
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This Amazon Thermostat Review Is Actually Putting People Out of the Wild West Midlands Alternet Breitbart BroBible Mental Floss
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Yale College Black Men's Mugshots Used for Jihadi Recruitment Center Run by Former Gitmo Prisoner Alternet Breitbart
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Bro's College Roommates Found an Ass Man, Pictured Grabbing Gisele's Butt on the Freeway Alternet BroBible
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Betty White Got an Inequality Problem Alternet Viralnova
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Women Are Flocking to Porn Star Trek for Dummies Alternet Mental Floss
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Bipartisan Bills Would Make the Slightest Mention of the Bulge Still Matters Alternet Breitbart