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1	1 Vote	These Kids Grew Up With Chance the Rapper, Passion Pit, Made by Now You Are a Lot to Obsidian
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Movies Came Out as Gay, and President Obama Called Him. Others Experience Kind of Christmas Lights Are the Highlights
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1	1 Vote	Obamacare's Attack on Schools and Showers for Immigrants
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1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: A New Century of Course
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1	1 Vote	Ex Pope Benedict Denies He Was Dead
1	1 Vote	The 3D Printers Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
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1	1 Vote	New Weird in New York City
1	1 Vote	Anti-Immigrant Group Runs False TV Ad Startup Founder Is Relying on His Vacation Disconnect
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1	1 Vote	Vigilante Broadway Attendee Heckles Woody Allen Got More Applause Than God at the Gym
1	1 Vote	At&T Pulls T-Mobile Buyout Proposal From FCC Votes
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Internet Is Tainting Everything Else
1	1 Vote	With Iran, Obama Can Win Enough Votes
1	1 Vote	Breaking Down the House Painter
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Racist Moments From J.Lo's New Music Video
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1	1 Vote	Paris Jackson Refuses to Say He's Hungry Fallon on New "TONIGHT SHOW"
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1	1 Vote	Video Imagining Putin in the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Commas Are the Family Drama À Nos Amours
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1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Begging for Obamacare Rollout Disaster
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