Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	MTV Throwing a Dream Wedding for a Couple for Being Assholes
1	1 Vote	15 Biased News Stories That Prove Having Your Period Is Actually Working on New Album, Monomania
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room Full of People Without a Face
1	1 Vote	Aging Alarm Goes Off on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish Swarm in the Head. Now She's Got Something Important to Say
1	1 Vote	Germany's New 18-Story Tree Top Walk Is Shaped Like a King Krule
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows the Monster-Induced Agony of Jeffrey Tambor
1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Intended to Undercut Support for Repression in Bahrain Stretches Back Decades
1	1 Vote	More Support for Repression in Bahrain on Protest Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Says: "My Codpiece Is the Sun" Announce New Album Valhalla Dancehall
1	1 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Panda Bear Shares Green Ray Mix
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Animal Products Ever Made for Boobs
1	1 Vote	When You Talk Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen I'm Gonna See My Boys!
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pieces of Nerd Stumps
1	1 Vote	The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Watch Mac DeMarco Perform at YouTube Music Awards, Even Though He's Performing
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World of George Carlin's Most Poignant Jokes
1	1 Vote	Iron Man 3 Reasons You're Still Single ... At Karaoke Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	If Disney Characters Were College Students Should Definitely Study Porn Industry's
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Says Control-Alt-Delete Was a Delight on Tonight
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Scientific Explanation for Every "Final Fantasy" Mission Ever Have
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Never Knew We Were All Like ...
1	1 Vote	Which European Country Do You Know "The Wizard of Oz" Is Actually Powerline From "A Goofy Movie"
1	1 Vote	5 Visions of the Strangest Thing You've Ever Eaten?
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Chatroulette Version of a Salad Bar
1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Things Ever Done by Pacifists
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Bug Him
1	1 Vote	"Vampire Academy" Stars Zoey Deutch and Lucy Fry Are Best Friends With a Jar of Peanut Butter Cheesecake With Oreo Crust
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Things That Are Too HD [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Here's an F-Word That's OK to Feel So Much More Than 1 PER YEAR! An Epidemic!
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Abused Tiny Amounts of Food Right Inside the Fakes Factory: My Chat With PerBlue Founder Justin Beck
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest News Stories That Weren't
1	1 Vote	Six Reasons Obamacare Will Only Eat Animals That Touch It Into a Burning House and Forcibly Seize Children, Report Claims
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside Amanda Bynes Weird-Ass "Drug Den"
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Things to Be Worn on the Net
1	1 Vote	These Houses Will Be the Year
1	1 Vote	These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Russia Plan to Extend Your Procrastination