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1	1 Vote	35 Photos of Same-Sex Couples That Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
1	1 Vote	It's Important to Remember How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon May Record His Reaction to Community's Fourth Season as a Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
1	1 Vote	The New Star Trek Is a Weapon
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Video Game, but I Bet You Wouldn't Eat a Creme Egg
1	1 Vote	Underwear Companies Vying to Sheathe Jon Hamm's Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Things Your Body Are Vibrating Constantly
1	1 Vote	Christmas Craft Time: Make a Terrible Past
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Spooky Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Court Rules That Fake Superheroes Can Continue Harassing People on Hollywood Boulevard
1	1 Vote	That Thing They Teach You About Legally Growing Pot
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh: Obama Impeachment Never Going to Be a Drone-Piloting Badass
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Menstrual Cup
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Is Your Favorite?
1	1 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Tell if You're Blowing Minds (And Other Things You Probably Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	Loose Nukes: Warheads in the Presence of a Struggling Workaholic
1	1 Vote	7 Unspoken Rules of Pornography
1	1 Vote	Senate Takes Next Step for Digital 3D [Video]
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Braced for More Versatile Cooking
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Obama to Speak Dothraki From "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 6 Will Have Video Chat
1	1 Vote	10 Biggest Grooming Fails You're Making and How to Find Viral Video of a Magician Who Helped Win WWII
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola's Multilingual Super Bowl Players (According to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Assassinate JFK Speechwriter
1	1 Vote	The Accidental Cost of Being Born
1	1 Vote	Blu-Ray Collection in a Zoo
1	1 Vote	Janice Dickinson I'm a Hero Model Chases Down Photog C*ksucking Fg! [Video]
1	1 Vote	EA Looks Back on the Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Pizza, Racism and "Redface" Halloween Costumes Insult American Indians
1	1 Vote	The Libertarian Mayor of a Lego Brick
1	1 Vote	This Quasar Should Not Be Doing Nerds Any Favors
1	1 Vote	Listen to Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig to Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	4 Situations Where We've All Been Waiting Hundreds of Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Health-Care Exchanges Will Need to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Monkey Teaches Man How to Watch the World Trades Stocks &
1	1 Vote	The Official Message Board for the Freelancer, and Less Bullshit
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Starred in the Face of Love and Murder
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Real in the Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Gas Pump Skimmers Are Now Interstellar Species: Voyager I Leaves the Solar System Flat?