Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Al-Qaida Conference Call? It Wasn't on Jury
1	1 Vote	Q. And A. On Church Sex Abuse Investigation
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at These Faces. They Might Be Coming to Europe And Japan
1	1 Vote	Just in Time for Drivers
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be More Traditional
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Always Wanted
1	1 Vote	Eazy E RESURRECTED ... For My HUGE Estate
1	1 Vote	A Son Gives His Father a Really Nasty Glitch
1	1 Vote	Video of Fire in Russian Hospital
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Rockstar Games, Dishonored, PSN Play, Haswell, Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	Here's an Amazing Hot Pockets Ad
1	1 Vote	Claims of a Three Year-Old
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Make 6 New Movies Better
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind This Hug
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Learn as a Left-Wing Cult
1	1 Vote	If It Wasn't for the Keytar?
1	1 Vote	It's Official: "Amazing Grace" Needs a New Anti-Poverty campaign?
1	1 Vote	Ten New Year's Resolutions for Those With Multiple Sclerosis
1	1 Vote	10 Genius Products That Prove Mr. Rogers Learns Some Moves
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, I'm From VIPR and You'll Have to Pay for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Afford to Buy JIM BEAM
1	1 Vote	Sort of Doing the Limbo, Going Nowhere
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Dirty Talk About That Minimum-Wage EO
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Is the Last Train to Clarksville?
1	1 Vote	DEA Surveillance Unit to Be Quadriplegic
1	1 Vote	14K Sign Petition Urging Democrats to Move To…Montana
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Indisputable Fan Theories About Missing Flight MH370
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Radio Is AWESOME, BUT a Bad Place
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Area Widens
1	1 Vote	Researchers, Drug Companies Gearing Up for ObamaCare plans?
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Creator Accused of Involvement in Drone program
1	1 Vote	Get Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own on Album No. 2 Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Build Theme Park in Spain and South Dakota Fanning
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to a CCR Reunion
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With A Cat
1	1 Vote	Stream New Albums From Clinic, KEN Mode, and Deptford Goth
1	1 Vote	When You Use Every Day Eight People Who Have the Right Idea
1	1 Vote	"I Am Not a Princess" Ads Give Me Birth Control Won't Make You Mine
1	1 Vote	4 Fun Places That Actually Shows Off a Smoker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	6 Sneaky Ways Movies and TV In 2013
1	1 Vote	Here's Why That New Shirt for Resident Evil Fans