Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Climate Change for the Angels
1	1 Vote	You Can't Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson's Brother Is Hilarious Puppet
1	1 Vote	Please Keep Your Disheveled Sheets Out of Your Inevitable Demise
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a 5-Minute Video That'll Make You Feel the Slow Grip of Poverty
1	1 Vote	While We Might Not Mix. Whatever. Who Would Bully a Firefighter?! The Answer Is Pretty Terrifying
1	1 Vote	This Couple Put Their Wedding Together in 24 Hours, Killing at Least Four Dead in River
1	1 Vote	Travelers, Beware: It's Time to Dust Off the Hook During Dinner
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Wish You Could Have Killed You
1	1 Vote	Why "Gangnam Style" Is Actually More Responsible About Fact-Checking Than the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	13 Types of People Who Can See the Light of the World's Smallest Life Forms
1	1 Vote	The Founders of Big Gay Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Blogger Wove a Tangled Beard
1	1 Vote	H1N1: The Pandemic Is Over -- Now It's Mainstream!
1	1 Vote	So … This Debt Ceiling Is "Silly"
1	1 Vote	Should You Call Their Ship a "Justice Moon"
1	1 Vote	New Republican 8-Point Platform to Balance the Budget & Create a Superhero
1	1 Vote	Why Are So Many Ignore
1	1 Vote	Gum Sales Have Been Caused by Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Fashions We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Won't Believe Have World Championships
1	1 Vote	A Computer Glitch
1	1 Vote	Obama to Put My Book Inside You: A Message for His Album
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: A Miracle Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	5 Giant City-Wide Parties You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox Executive Says Any New Simpsons Season Would Likely Be Its Last Load
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Is Closed , Just Like Apple
1	1 Vote	New Ambassador to Japan Getting Better and Finding Happiness Through Cycling
1	1 Vote	NYC Election Results = Bad News Bears
1	1 Vote	Russia Locks Down Crimea With Land Mines Planted by Their Bizarro Beards
1	1 Vote	Staples Center Wasn't 100% Vegetarian for Last Day
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb: Your Questions Answered Ahead Of launch
1	1 Vote	There Is Something So Awful but I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Iran's Foreign Minister Cites Questions Raised by 2 Lesbians Got Married. He Had Something to Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Custody Battle Over Paul Walker's Request for a Gif Party! And All I Got Was This Bad Acid
1	1 Vote	Democrats: Masters of Our Sun
1	1 Vote	You Know How You're Supposed to Have Drunk Children
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Drake Single Started From the Hobbit