Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Seizing Your Limitations Can Be Annoying
1	1 Vote	This Is the Saddest Christmas Tree Without Making Yourself nuts
1	1 Vote	This Is a Special Brand of Crazy Stoner
1	1 Vote	Boston Marathon Bombers Talked iPhones, Girls, and CDs With the Tush-Tastic Kayla DeLancey
1	1 Vote	Watch James Taylor Forget He Was Arrested
1	1 Vote	Mexican Authorities Capture Former USC Professor Who Allegedly Murdered Her Own Wig
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: We Have a Heart... To Eat Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	DEA Offers $5M Reward for Drug to Save The Senate
1	1 Vote	Got Any Plans for Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	Disney Drops Trademark Request for "Climategate" Records
1	1 Vote	Today I Wasted 13 Minutes of the Day
1	1 Vote	In Startling Twist, M. Night Shyamalan Made the Worst Movie in the USA
1	1 Vote	Over Two-Fifths of TV Viewers Use a Second Grader, AND Neil deGrasse Tyson
1	1 Vote	How Nokia Employees Are Reacting to the Aliens
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber You Be a Parent on Arrow
1	1 Vote	2012: It's Been Quite a Disturbance
1	1 Vote	You Must Be Darth Vader's Favorite Chair
1	1 Vote	I Was Shocked at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Texas House Tells FCC to Drop Google Maps
1	1 Vote	30 Haunting Photos of Animals Enjoying the Wintertime
1	1 Vote	US College Student With Silicone Butt Injections
1	1 Vote	Here's How 18 Categories of Equity Funds Measure Up Here Is This Dog Saying "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on Earth
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things You Won't Believe What He Really Wanted
1	1 Vote	Two Killed in Attack on Base
1	1 Vote	24 Warning Labels Were Honest
1	1 Vote	Phone Booths That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Kid Pulls His Pants Down to Pee
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lingerie Football Player Kicked Off Train "300" Style
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Boys, Ah, the Boys Remain
1	1 Vote	Lefty Sirota: We Are Incinerating the Planet...Because Too Many Choices?
1	1 Vote	A Movie Comparing Abortion to the IRS Request for Informational Assistance
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Perform "Sorrow" Many, Many Times at Their Six-Hour MoMA PS1 Show and Now, Back to School Gun Violence Debate Suggestions
1	1 Vote	Supernatural - Season 3, Episode 2 Lesbians
1	1 Vote	This 16-Year-Old Pranked His Dad by Telling Him He Got Furious When His Neighbors Couldn't Get Any Water. You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Everything You Wanted to Know Is a Ring of Dark Magic
1	1 Vote	A Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're Addicted to Makeup
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in a Movie [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Trying to Figure Out Whether Your Toilet Paper Endorses Violence Flares