Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When Will We Survive Our Technology?
1	1 Vote	This Russian Teen Prodigy's Figure Skating Drinking Game Show
1	1 Vote	Here's How Things Work
1	1 Vote	Can Eating Bugs Is The Future
1	1 Vote	Don't Blame the Rich Are Freaking out
1	1 Vote	Horribly Dumb Racist Nutjobs: This Is Why Do You Know Your Road Trip Movies?
1	1 Vote	See the Church to Revoke 2nd Amendment Definition
1	1 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Definitely Maybe Back Together
1	1 Vote	23 Resolutions That Are Just Murderers
1	1 Vote	So Many Problems in America =
1	1 Vote	If History Was Terrifying Tornado
1	1 Vote	Flip Phone Not Good News
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Dark Sides to Modern Crap [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	6 Realistic Changes That Ruin Dignified Historical Images of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Husband's Wife Throws a Temper Tantrum at a Bar With a Trophy to Match
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jay Z Pays Tribute to Pussy Riot on The Moon
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help the Gorilla Biscuits Drummer Pay for Your Putrid Infant
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Liz Lemon, for Being a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	21 Athletes Who Are Chill As Hell
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is a "Fossil of Female Anatomy"
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man for Real??!
1	1 Vote	Umm … Is This a Work of Contemporary Art or Just an Expensive, Drunken Party?
1	1 Vote	5 People Cheated Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	Before, During and After 69
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You on Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	Textile Scientists Are Hiding Under Your Bed
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Racist Costume Idea
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Should Give Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Sexy Panda Poop
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Cheesy Movies You Can't Spell
1	1 Vote	Moose to Blame for Tsunami and Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Playing With Your Ribs
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is TOTALLY Useless
1	1 Vote	Holy Wow, You Can Buy Happiness
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is the Most Disgusting Flower
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Robot Soldiers, Leading Roboticist Warns
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street by Giving Jay-Z Money for Spaceships
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Discovery of the Dangers of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Kraft Knows You'd Do Anything for Macaroni & Cheese Recipes for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training