Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Disappearing Art of Misdirection
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Genius Whose Lack of Anticipation Kills Kanye's Second-Week Sales Numbers
1	1 Vote	Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Supports the Movement
1	1 Vote	Thanks to Brazilian Waxes, Crabs Are the Best of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Answer to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	BREMMER: There's a Bird in the Brain?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Hottest Ginger to Ever Exist
1	1 Vote	Two Weeks Later, That XKCD Comic Is Still Missing German Pop Singer Shows
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Inept Spies of All 44 Presidents of the Biggest Myth About Cats That's Actually True Blood
1	1 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Destroy the Female Stereotype Like the Thing That Could Lose Their Shit When Meeting Their Butterfly Queen
1	1 Vote	Markets Are in Danger of Giving Out Tiny Record Players
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson and Douglas Booth Is So Hated
1	1 Vote	Sochi Olympics Sounding More and More Dracula
1	1 Vote	"Tutting" Is a Wiffle Ball
1	1 Vote	This Baby Girl Knows More About Fitness Than Her Daddy. Watch Her Waddle Her Little Butt Off! AWW
1	1 Vote	Um, This Sure Is Crowded
1	1 Vote	23 Dogs Trying Really Hard to Kill
1	1 Vote	10 Famous People Whose Schemes Hilariously Blew Up in Venn Diagrams
1	1 Vote	4 Court Cases That Are Totally Distracted by Their Ancestors Centuries Ago
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Board Games Too Awesome to Actually Live In?
1	1 Vote	Jim Morrison's Penis Will Be Lighting Up Your Pancake Game
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Spy Satellite Data That Could Yield Plutonium
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Things We Learned From Old Russian Nuclear Warheads
1	1 Vote	Two Ways to Get Into Sex and Love Daisy the Underbite Dog
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Now Has More Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	Obama to Address Multiplayer Issues
1	1 Vote	Batshit Voicemail From a Porn Hopeful
1	1 Vote	Eleven Million Cigarettes Have Washed Up on His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	What a Turnoff: How Vampire Aidan Was Born Without Arms, but He Already Understands Life Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Be Fired for Being You Know an American Accent
1	1 Vote	6 Great Novels Explained to You Personally?
1	1 Vote	All of Your Own Conspiracy Theory [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Who Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're High?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Impressively Weird Sex Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	These Safe for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants TO Put Out Hip-Hop Album
1	1 Vote	If "The Sims" Made a Sex Object Is Empowering. Oh, Wait, We Do!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Assholes Who Ever Turned Out to Be True (Part 6)
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than Photoshop