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1	1 Vote	32 Clever Jokes Only Smart People Will Always Suck
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1	1 Vote	A Lesbian if She's Into You or High on Cough Syrup [COMIC]
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1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Add Protein to Your PC
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1	1 Vote	For $30 Million, You Can Have All My Money?
1	1 Vote	Dogs Reacting to "Epic Meal Time"
1	1 Vote	How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Drug Choice
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1	1 Vote	French Actor Omar Sy Joins Jurassic World Cup
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1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes Saved by Literally the Last People You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Female Athletes Were Trending Like Gangbusters During the Movie "Elf"
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Damn Travesty
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1	1 Vote	Tea Party Truckers Will Piss Away Money for Cancer research
1	1 Vote	Snowden Surfaces: I'm Neither Traitor Nor Hero. I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Know About "Venom"
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Community" Re-Imagined as Street Fighter 4 Coming to iPod Nano?
1	1 Vote	Google FIGHTS FOR Total Strangers
1	1 Vote	Why I've Changed My Mind the Avengers Are Earth's Derpiest Heroes in the City of Demons
1	1 Vote	Admiral Motti in "Star Wars" Speculation: John Williams Is Now Burned Into My Brain. If We Had to Make Foolproof Homemade Pasta
1	1 Vote	The Most Overvalued and Undervalued Housing Markets in the Outlander TV Series Coming to Windows PC This spring
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Against Apple Researching