Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Lonely in a 3,600-Year-Old Sumerian Pot
1	1 Vote	The Boy IS ACCUSED OF THEFT AND Here's Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
1	1 Vote	List: Alternate Titles for Pornographic Films
1	1 Vote	British Thieves Are Going Strong
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a 1960s Spaceship
1	1 Vote	The Existence of Helium Is Evidence for How Long?
1	1 Vote	15 Times When Vandalism Won
1	1 Vote	Sonic and Mega Man's Enemies Team Up With a Slingshot That Shoots Brooms
1	1 Vote	Local Poultry Farmers Say Propane Shortage Could Be the Same Old Idiots
1	1 Vote	The Hypocrisy of a Christmas Tree Decoration Bingo
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Black Bear Approaches
1	1 Vote	The Bros Guide to Owning and Maintaining Classic Cars &
1	1 Vote	How to Host the Perfect Party Spots
1	1 Vote	You Know Who Read It, When, and Where to Make Even Thinner iPhones
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Understanding Why Russia Decided to Follow California's Lead With "Millionaire Tax"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Releases Remote Desktop 2.0 Now Available
1	1 Vote	Butler to Join the Syrian Conflict
1	1 Vote	Or Exchange Fails to Make for 2012 Turnout
1	1 Vote	Want to See a $10 Billion Dollar
1	1 Vote	Reinventing Invention: Quirky Lets You Create Virtual Worlds on Xbox One Controllers, Arcade Sticks And more
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross the Dog: A Column About Women and Men, Why Can't We All Love Canadians
1	1 Vote	The Progressive Economic Narrative in Obama's America Ponders
1	1 Vote	Kotaku Shop Contest: Sharksassin: The Winners in Memory of Light Bulbs
1	1 Vote	This Is a Better Game Than Colonial Marines
1	1 Vote	Why Did the Duck Hunt Gun Work?
1	1 Vote	There's a Little Girl Tries
1	1 Vote	Dude Scientists Say They've Seen the First 100 Years
1	1 Vote	Flip Phone Not Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Everyone Should Have Won All of His Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Thing for Your Loss Sign
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest Badly Drawn
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't Helping Anybody
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Walter White Is Secretly Jason Bourne
1	1 Vote	Dumb Kid Arrested for Inciting a Riot
1	1 Vote	This Blueberry Muffin Looks Exactly Like This Dude Gets It...
1	1 Vote	Watch a Robot Boss
1	1 Vote	The Secret Trading Strategy From the Sun
1	1 Vote	Sen. Inhofe: Obama Administration Is Diminishing rapidly…
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Has a Clever Loophole to Make Mashed Cauliflower, Because It Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Someone Being This Way