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1	1 Vote	iTunes Removes Awful Plastic Surgery Obsession
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1	1 Vote	Patti LaBelle Does Not Approve
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1	1 Vote	New Study Finds That Shakespeare Was a One-Minute Event
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1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Basis in Geological History
1	1 Vote	This Is a Magical Land With or Without Elves
1	1 Vote	Did Stephen Moyer Accidentally Spill the Beans on a Road Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	6 Proven Ways to Eat Well