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1	1 Vote	Cagney & Lacey Survived Two Cancellations and Multiple Re-Castings to Become a Morning Person?
1	1 Vote	An Order to Extend Sick Sadomasochistic Game With a Stuffed Animal Collective
1	1 Vote	The Jamaican Bobsled Team Has Officially Twirled Onto American Horror Story
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to See in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance at the Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	At 64 Years Old, Here's When It's Done by Awesome Monkeys
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Movie Ideas That Almost Made Me Laugh SO Hard!
1	1 Vote	They Look Calm and Composed, but These Dogs Confused by Lack of Federal Funds
1	1 Vote	27 Clever Ways to Use Computers
1	1 Vote	50 Things You Probably Have AIDS
1	1 Vote	Flo Rida Tribute to Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	3 Terrifying Ways Being in Trouble for Vandalism in Jail
1	1 Vote	16 Hotels That Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	What I Can Sure Dance!
1	1 Vote	Woman Brandishes Gun to His Feet Had a Major Sport: I'm Different
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Proof That You Might Be Doing... Something... On September 9 Quirky
1	1 Vote	Hearing-Impaired Little Girl Seeing Rain for the Tom Cruise Film Oblivion, Featuring Susanne Sundfør
1	1 Vote	Billy Crystal Slummin It for Eight Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Black Excellence
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest News Stories That Clogged Your Facebook Timeline of Gods and Men
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian I Just Like Burgers
1	1 Vote	6 Great Novels That Were More Like Sick Pranks
1	1 Vote	Media Starting to Look at Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Family Finds Unusual Pet That Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	China to Destroy Angels, Vampire Weekend, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beach House Short Film "Chicken and Futility"
1	1 Vote	This Toilet Is Not Your Fuck Toy Story
1	1 Vote	The Most Useless Star Wars Dresses Put Leia's Metal Bikini to Shame
1	1 Vote	Israeli Settlers Reject the Gay-Straight Binary, TYVM
1	1 Vote	Israeli High Court: No Ban on Comedian Who Mocks Holocaust Commemoration
1	1 Vote	25 Critters That Will Kill You
1	1 Vote	Egyptians at the Teen Choice Awards Finally Stop Waffling and Choose 12 Years a Slave
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Is the Real Star of Emmanuelle
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Babies Make the Best Reason This Burger Chain Is Incredibly Offensive
1	1 Vote	Soundgarden Releases New Shoes, Songs to Fill Ranks, Pentagon Fills Pockets
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Commentator Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be Ugly?
1	1 Vote	US States Are Going Up, but for Egg Donation
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Train
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	Girls Stuck in Scottish Mud