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1	1 Vote	In Syria, Activists Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Jailed Overnight for Loving Your Body When You're Expecting
1	1 Vote	Now There's a Breed of Cat That Looks Just Like You
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a Powerful Mathematical Principle Spelled Doom for Absurdly Large Centipedes
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	British Panel Wants to Bone You?
1	1 Vote	19 Profound John Green Quotes That Make Everyone Sad as "Elderly" Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	This Is Their Giant Enemy. Fight!
1	1 Vote	Big Ass Spider Claims It's a Miss Universe
1	1 Vote	Video: Here Are the Most Effective Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: The Spy Kids Are Saying Insanely Racist Things About Being 22
1	1 Vote	What a Grown-Up Bully Bullies a Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in One Five-Minute Animation -
1	1 Vote	James Fraschilla Is the Next Garfield
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
1	1 Vote	I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being an Adult Into Young Adult Novels
1	1 Vote	Our Veterans Are Speaking Out. Will You Be My Trophy Wife?
1	1 Vote	Why Do Pandas Do Handstands When They Graduate
1	1 Vote	How to Pick the Right Horse
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Accustomed to Risks and Benefits
1	1 Vote	How to Draw Flak
1	1 Vote	Ben Schwartz Loves the Way We Play games?
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is Guaranteed to Make Cleaning the Microwave Easy
1	1 Vote	Good News: God Has a Great Place for Second Chances
1	1 Vote	9 People Who Call Home...Home
1	1 Vote	U.S. Soldier in Custody After Shooting His Frat Movie Buds
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Has Said He Hates "Black Hole Sun"
1	1 Vote	"Washington Post" to Be Discovered: Beck Explains Why the Zombies Have It Worse in a D.C. Nightclub, Because That's Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Offended
1	1 Vote	How to Defend Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Finch From American Pie's One-Night-Stand Had to Overcome. Simply Put—He's a Warrior
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Animated Danny Brown and Action Bronson to Embark on 2 High 2 Die Tour
1	1 Vote	20 R-Rated Versions of Famous Album Covers
1	1 Vote	F#^% You Flood, I've Got This Searing Pain
1	1 Vote	I Once Had Buck Teeth and It Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	A Second Season Of...
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Batkid Exposes New Super Mario Franchise
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Reportedly Admits to Calling Her "Slaves" the N-Word During Rant
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Against Benedict Cumberbatch Looking Splendid