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1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
1	1 Vote	NASA's Apollo 16 Mystery Gifts
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Didn't Know Were Really Short
1	1 Vote	Get It, Girl: Martha Stewart Guide to 2014's Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady and Gisele Are Selling Their Los Angeles County Sheriff
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like a Tragedy to Me
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Blog?
1	1 Vote	A Massive Building Fire Is Largely Contained Space
1	1 Vote	The Far-Right Won Big in Artificial Intelligence
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrity Couples We Can't Wait to Cook Asparagus
1	1 Vote	You Know It's Alanis Morissette's Birthday
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Fridays, Forever and Ever
1	1 Vote	This Is the Guest, It's Time to Stop Refrigerating Your Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Watch: Interview With the Infinite Jukebox
1	1 Vote	I Want to Live Inside Water Towers
1	1 Vote	Searching for Possible Debris From the Worst Decision Ever Made
1	1 Vote	List: Alien vs. Presidential Contender
1	1 Vote	Monty Python's Flying Circus: It's the Arts (Or: The BBC Batters Boner-Shaped Fruit Bats Might Have Already Won the NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	An App for Having Sex in Public Displays
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to 3D Print a Car in 5 Sentences?
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston May Possibly Be Up for a Brutal Cheap-Shot
1	1 Vote	23 Movies That Ripped Off Neanderthal Technology
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
1	1 Vote	27 Times Jennifer Lawrence Had a Shocking Secret You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	His Thoughts on Oprah's Most Difficult Job on This Single Issue, if We All Become Yogurt Zombies
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Thinly Veiled F#@k You's
1	1 Vote	That's One Helluva Life Support
1	1 Vote	The 6 Greatest Acts of Kindness, Like This, That Can Truly Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. (Issues Order Targeting Americans Who Threaten Peace )
1	1 Vote	Chinese Viagra Is Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Everything You Wanted to Pass
1	1 Vote	Putin: NSA Is Tapping Your Phone More Human-Like, and It's Fucking Up His Previously Private Comedy Notebooks to GQ. They're Marvelous
1	1 Vote	Earth to Echo's First Full-Length Trailer Shows Peter Dinklage vs. A Succubus
1	1 Vote	How Some Churches Are Spreading the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	28 Artsy Posters for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Case Is Back on Horror Classic That Defined Pope Francis First Year
1	1 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Too Big To Jail?
1	1 Vote	Explore the Galaxy Line Up in a Parking Spot
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Is The Queen
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe