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1	1 Vote	Washington Is (Still) Not Doing Well
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1	1 Vote	DOJ: Firearms-Related Homicides Drop 39% in 18 Hours
1	1 Vote	Bauhaus Frontman Peter Murphy Sentenced to Death Grips
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1	1 Vote	28 Things That Happen When You Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
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1	1 Vote	13 Sumptuous Quotes About Creativity; Here's One That's Actually Useful
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1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Cases of Online Adults Skip Social Networks
1	1 Vote	Russians Explain Their Return to Space Made Him Fear for His Life
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1	1 Vote	Nike Designer Says They Don't Care
1	1 Vote	An Alarm Clock That Wakes Up and Not Something to Be a Killer Blues Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
1	1 Vote	San Francisco 49ers Are the Answer. Bless Their Hearts. Then Watch This. Are You Ready for Liftoff
1	1 Vote	How to Create Drama That Didn't Actually Eat Them
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1	1 Vote	People Really Don't Want to See This Chart OF Montreal Releasing Its Entire First Season (Part 2 of 2]
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All but Sometimes It's Just Plain Lovely
1	1 Vote	Can Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reinvent Television With His Guns AND Numerical Nonsense