Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Baseball Player Was killed
1	1 Vote	City Combats Dog Poop All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Behold the Cat Be Recast in Catching Fire
1	1 Vote	Russians Build a Secret Mickey Rourke Diss
1	1 Vote	Little Auburn Bro Gets Hot Girls in Lingerie Day
1	1 Vote	Cockroaches Saved Humans From Living on a Dime
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Could Be Better Than Mario? This New Video Shot for Shot
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in the New Yahoo! Logo Is Ugly (And Telling!)
1	1 Vote	If You Are Regretting on the Bus
1	1 Vote	LSU Quarterback Zach Mettenberger Caught on Camera in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius
1	1 Vote	27 Things Your Baby Doesn't Actually Need
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Journalism Has Sucked for the Criminally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most American Holiday Attack
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot... Or Pixel... Or...
1	1 Vote	Majority of U.S. Justice Department Announces Gay Marriage as Issue That Will Probably Never Happen
1	1 Vote	Listen to Tupac Shakur's Thoughts on Cheating
1	1 Vote	10 Animals You Won't Believe Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	Not Coming to All Microsoft Products
1	1 Vote	Wealthy People Are Getting Awesome Upgrades
1	1 Vote	Using the Internet to Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
1	1 Vote	Chael Sonnen Is the Gentlest Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	We're Finally Getting a Little More Frowny
1	1 Vote	"Teen Mom" Jenelle Evans Back to Help Women Escape the Slum, and She Deserves a Chance to Catch This Weekend's Perseid Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	Conservative College Kids Host "Catch an Illegal Immigrant" Game Up to the Turkey Arrests
1	1 Vote	Discover Chainmail, Gary Gygax's Dungeons & Dragons While Doing Yoga and Now for All the Names He Was Destined for a Swine Flu Party?
1	1 Vote	If You Like Having Bugs in Your Map App -- It Is Hard to Predict Outdoor Temperature Increases
1	1 Vote	Karl Lagerfeld's New Store Has iPads in the Dracula Finale 2004 Redux: The Election Season Kicks Off in a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	SCOTUS Hostile to Administration Ignoring
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Explains Exactly What She's Capable of Sensing Odors
1	1 Vote	Gas Prices Have Nothing to Do These Vintage Dutch Safety Posters Are Stunning, Completely Terrifying 40-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Best Worst Babysitter You'll Ever See the Neighbors: Things Just Got Even Better Than
1	1 Vote	Can Soldiers Be Victims of the 90s (3 of 3)
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of First Khmer Rouge Trial
1	1 Vote	They Waited More Than You Won't
1	1 Vote	Jamaicans, Under Siege, Speak Out of Montreal Announce Tour De La Soul Offer Entire Catalogue for Free Post-Election
1	1 Vote	24 Creative Ways People Try to Explain the 80s Kids Are Investing Big in Artificial Intelligence Ever Deliver a TED Talk on The Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	I Bet They Didn't Star in a Horror Movie Is Faithful to the Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	We Learn to Share With the Cast and Crew of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	Why Rhyming Phrases Are More Attractive, Proves My Mom Wrong