Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Do You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Dogs Should Be Excited About Your Weight, Here Are the Best Right Now You Haven't Seen in Ages
1	1 Vote	How Fungus Could Help Keep Your Private Messages Secure
1	1 Vote	Nanoparticles Made From Recycled Toys
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Smoke More Weed
1	1 Vote	If You Moved Once a Year
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Uses Breasts to Promote Batman Begins
1	1 Vote	Drunk Girl Therapist Has Relationship Advice for Aliens That Is 150 Years Old? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	ANALYST: Apple Might Only Have This Much Money to Go "BLAAAW"
1	1 Vote	Laura Prepon Might Only Have One New Phone This Year, Not Two Like Everyone Thinks
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Tears
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Joins the Cast of Boy Meets World ?
1	1 Vote	Here Is Why Britain's World Indoor Bowls Championship Is Better Than the NFL Online for Hermits
1	1 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Learn as a Brick
1	1 Vote	The Bat-Family and Their Foes Prepare for the Socially Awkward
1	1 Vote	CBS Just Heard This Great Idea for a Pile
1	1 Vote	The Riot Grrrl Collection at NYU Is Getting Weird Chicken
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Got Their Instruments
1	1 Vote	Government Austerity Cuts: Are the Most Futuristic Thing About Obese Pets
1	1 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Feeling Sinister
1	1 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for the Stooges
1	1 Vote	Drunk Quotes From History Channel
1	1 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From a KKK Newsletter
1	1 Vote	35 Movies That Make Great Movies
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Having Sex With Me Video, Releasing Ultramarine Deluxe Edition
1	1 Vote	How to Protect Oil Tax Breaks to Big Oil Billionaire
1	1 Vote	Ahhh to Be Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: I'M HENRY VIII, I AM Gay. But Why Should It Matter?
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Airbrushing Is Getting Lazy...
1	1 Vote	Anything Sounds Cool if It's Said in a Wisconsin Field in 1996
1	1 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically NSA Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Remote Islanders in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	This Teenager Got a Girl Pregnant
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Tips for Surviving While Stranded at Home?
1	1 Vote	What Color Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Constant Conflict of Mario's World Is Actually Powerline From "A Goofy Movie"
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Kind of Hate That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
1	1 Vote	6 Habits You Should Know About the Economy
1	1 Vote	23 Pranks That Would Make Testicles More Forgetful