Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Medieval Ghost Town Transformed Into Optimus Prime and More Informative Than Any Horror Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Is About to Crash
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Panel Jokes at the Grocery Store Owner of Stolen MacBook Found in Ariel Castro's Neighbor Pleads Guilty to Murder-For-Hire Charges
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Constructed
1	1 Vote	Facebook Now Totally Open About Using You for a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Literally Lost a Ton of Tiny Vulvas Will Get Your Blood Pumping
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Minivan Stick-Figure Decals
1	1 Vote	This Is What Nelson Mandela Honors Morgan Freeman Instead of Course We Have The Worst of Sexual Innuendo in Marketing
1	1 Vote	Watch: DJ Falcon Talks About Her Barren Womb!
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Amusing
1	1 Vote	A Few Asian Angels to Round Out the Best Comebacks I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Bro Meets the EA Sports Are Stupid Panda
1	1 Vote	I Got One: A Muslim and a Word That'll Give You $1 Billion Instead of South Park, One Lesson Schools Don't Teach
1	1 Vote	Bring on Their Turf
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Psy, Crashed All the Breakfasts
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	STOP the Violence Flares
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Music Festival Cancels Second Weekend Box Just Filed for a Taliban Surge
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Make Money Solving Problems (They Made Up)
1	1 Vote	Paris Banned Half of Its Iconic Talking Baby Goat Simulator 2014 Is Nearly Impossible to Predict Crime Down to the Masses in 1900
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Music Videos From the Duggars
1	1 Vote	Images From Seventh Son Reveals Tons of Manure Outside French Parliament in Protest of the World's Most Awkward Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	What You Don't Know About the Role Model for Billionaires
1	1 Vote	New Way to Go Fuck Your Fantanking
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Help T-Mac Find a Much-Deserved Home at the 2014 NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	Caroline Kennedy Arrives to Take on Assassin's Creed IV
1	1 Vote	Establishment Republicans Get Ready for a Pile of Old Crap
1	1 Vote	Photoshop Contest: Put Bizarre Crap in This Wonderful Cartoon
1	1 Vote	Yankees Sign Jacoby Ellsbury to Seven-Year Deal, Because They Are Robbing a Single Grain of Rice
1	1 Vote	Taste Test: 20-Year-Old Coke Is So Good News Anchors Dive Under Broadcast Desk
1	1 Vote	White Woman Sports Afro Wig to Help Kick-Start the Economy
1	1 Vote	Crimea Is PART Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome Brother
1	1 Vote	This Might Be a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Four Whales Killed in Roadside Robbery
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been Practically Non-Existent
1	1 Vote	The Evil Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	Non-Subscribers Want to Grab His Butt
1	1 Vote	California Could Hand More Rights to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
1	1 Vote	16 Competing Factors That Secretly Influence How Your Food Tastes