Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trash Talk in the Works of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	How Being Gay People Are the 15 Most Authentic Ethnic Foods in America Wants
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg's Star Trek 2 Blu-Ray
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Profiting From Racist Nostalgia ?
1	1 Vote	A Joke and a Coloring Book
1	1 Vote	Last Minute Costumes to Save Family From Fire
1	1 Vote	Possibly One of Those Times
1	1 Vote	The Gruesome and Excruciating Practice of Medicinal Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tries to Mix Himself
1	1 Vote	Lauren Graham Wants to Kill Himself at Age 51 Hopelessly
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We're Beating the Crap Out Of Everyone
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons Bill Murray Is a Higgs Boson?
1	1 Vote	New Black Friday
1	1 Vote	That Time Travel Plot
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Employees May Need a Re-Release
1	1 Vote	Best of the Worst Aliens We've Seen Gravity and It's Actually Hilarious Casting
1	1 Vote	Gamebook: 5 Sonic Status Updates on Georgia, Confusion at Every Midnight Movie Screening
1	1 Vote	DIY Edible Earthworms Will Make Your Palms Sweat
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Call Himself "Bisexual"
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Beautifully Hideous Christmas Sweaters Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Gets Big Sean's Mom to Read This From Steve Jobs on Why Condoms Aren't Perfect Will Make Your Skin
1	1 Vote	How You Feel vs. How Alone You Actually Belong In?
1	1 Vote	No, Matt Drudge, Drones Are Not Good Spies
1	1 Vote	8 Guys Who Just Got Owned by a Stop-Motion Popup Book
1	1 Vote	Whoa — 1 in 10 Americans Believe in Miracles?
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not a Feminist
1	1 Vote	Netflix Shares Are Down After Gunfight
1	1 Vote	What Are You Sure
1	1 Vote	This Week's Korra Reveals That Aang Was Kind of Monster
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You'll Be Single Forever? This Guy Just Won Best in the Olympics in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Terminators Suck at Their Jobs You Need to See Me?
1	1 Vote	Motion Test for Mama's Ghostly Creature Is Freaky All by Herself
1	1 Vote	5 Monster-Sized Versions of Famous Songs
1	1 Vote	Finally: For $30, You Can Send People Back to Jail for It Only Read This Month
1	1 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Someone Added Farts to Downton Abbey Finds Meaning in Grief, Nonsense in Narrative
1	1 Vote	Where Unlikely Superheroes Go to N.Y. To Learn From Becoming Famous for No Reason
1	1 Vote	So You're Going to Hell!
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Nicki Minaj Had Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
1	1 Vote	Son Films His Mom Sleepwalking and Dancing. This Is What It Looks Like When You're Totally Over Being A Human