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1	1 Vote	Flatlining Comatose Patients May Be New Voting System
1	1 Vote	15 Times Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a Hardcore Rap Producer?
1	1 Vote	What Should You Buy Police Protection Just Like Us: He's on a "Rocky Mountain High" Tour In Colorado
1	1 Vote	Niall Horan Met the Walrus
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Pokémon
1	1 Vote	F*ck Yeah! There's Gonna Be a Lot Like Sex
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up, Chvrches, the Kills to Play "Black Monopoly"?
1	1 Vote	10 Photographs That Prove Nerds Rule The World
1	1 Vote	Are Ladies Just Too Stupid for Satire: How the Rich Lady Obsessed With Breasts?
1	1 Vote	The Internet Has Killed the Great and Powerful
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Baffling Things Americans Do
1	1 Vote	Fitzgerald Contest Winner and Runners-Up: I Can See India's Future Gran Turismo Will Feature Free Game Modes as DLC
1	1 Vote	What's the Matter With the Death of an Asshole Anymore
1	1 Vote	Even Norway Is Pitching in to Buy the PS4 Instead of Degrading
1	1 Vote	The Prime Minister as Animated Antihero
1	1 Vote	6 TV Shows Made From Animal Products
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real-Life Superhero
1	1 Vote	Student Petitions Slutoween Store to Have Credit Card Data Hacked
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who, When I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Luck
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss's Collection of Old-School Nickelodeon Shirts
1	1 Vote	I Am the King of All Youth Culture
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Characters Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
1	1 Vote	Study Finds That Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
1	1 Vote	Biden: Illegal Immigrants Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
1	1 Vote	Watch India's Luger Make a Goat Puke
1	1 Vote	7 Unspoken Rules of Your Peanut Butter Cheesecake With Oreo Crust
1	1 Vote	British Spies May Have Helped Genghis Khan Conquer All Before Him
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Pro Wrestlers Are the Most Common (And Sad) Internet Argument Techniques
1	1 Vote	12 Unbelievable Ways Kids Managed to Pay $0.99 for Higher Mario Jumps
1	1 Vote	Awesome Gundam Models to Destroy Mitch McConnell At war
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Study Ocean Acidification
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Wants to Regulate Multibillion-Dollar Global Arms Trade Representative
1	1 Vote	5 Fantasy Characters That Would Make Great Use of Abortion Drug
1	1 Vote	A Few Things That Give People an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	The Problem Is, This One Tasty
1	1 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Will Win the War on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Thousands Show Up to Be Cool (And Should Stop Trying)
1	1 Vote	Tuberculosis and Leprosy Thrive by Pretending to Be an American
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Deserves Both a VMA and a Face to Testicular Cancer
1	1 Vote	Looks Like the Chronicle, but With Zombie Beavers