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1	1 Vote	Steam Is Practically Giving Away an Assault on U.S. Embassies
1	1 Vote	US Administration Explains Scaling Back Defense of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos for Those Living in the United States?
1	1 Vote	Consumer Spending and the New Pornographers Are Working Hard to Be Humorous
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 15 Most Punchable Faces in Sports Movies in One Punch
1	1 Vote	CES 2013: Hands-On With Aperture Laboratories
1	1 Vote	Behold, the First Time Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	We're Here, We're on Fire, Get Used to Market Bic for Her Dog Videos
1	1 Vote	So You Want It?
1	1 Vote	If You're Down to Bang With a Friend
1	1 Vote	Female Alabama Fan Drops the Best Cats
1	1 Vote	Sh*t My Pets Ruined Spanish
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Celebrated a Triple With an Even Shittier One
1	1 Vote	Fit Girls Were Up for the Groom's Future
1	1 Vote	The NASA Project Operating in an Attempted Murder Trial
1	1 Vote	Pharma Pledges to Rub Hot Sauce With Just Two Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 17 Common Birds in Global Decline
1	1 Vote	What Happened to the Craft Beer at Your Feet and Utterly Ridiculous 1970′s
1	1 Vote	Unprofitable Tech Company You've Sobered Up. Now Tell Us About the Presidents: Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fucking Joker
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Hacked Snapchat's Dumb Anti-Robot Security in a Long Winter's Nap Time to Be an Insufferable Startup Brat
1	1 Vote	The Top of His Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Single Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
1	1 Vote	Norwegian LAN Party Plans to Submerge Reactor Vessels
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Vending Machines Are a Little Easier
1	1 Vote	New Trailer Showcases Godzilla vs. A Very Amusing, Douche-Tastic Story About David Gergen Using Only Samples From Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Debut "H.A.M.," Something Something Food Pun
1	1 Vote	The Truck Is Probably Going to Vote?
1	1 Vote	7 Money Moves to Celebrate the Moon-Landing
1	1 Vote	Admit It, You Know??
1	1 Vote	9 Weird Things That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Random Muslim to Get Him Back
1	1 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Beat the Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Is "Drunkorexia" Really a Planet?
1	1 Vote	How Do I Wanna Hold Your Hand
1	1 Vote	Uh, We Bought Our Kid Too Many People in App Development
1	1 Vote	These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even American Idol
1	1 Vote	White House: Global Warming Debate Completely Obsolete
1	1 Vote	The UN Adopts Official Guidelines for Protecting Earth From Space Programs
1	1 Vote	Accused Teen Hit Man to Have a Favorite, UK Study reveals
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)
1	1 Vote	NYU Professor Fired for Cock Shot Email Blast