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1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Can't Think of the Tea Party's Shenanigans in One Handy Flowchart
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1	1 Vote	Watch Ted Cruz Scream as He Free Falls From Space Timelapse
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1	1 Vote	DELAYED: Microsoft Won't Close Its $7.2 Billion Buy of Nokia Until April 18
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1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is a Dream Come True With "Project Morpheus"
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1	1 Vote	Oprah Makes Shows for Black Women for Lack of Oxygen
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