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1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Cops Refuse to Be a Henchman at HenchUni
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Day: Hard Rock Cafe Founder Flips Elvis Presley's LA Mansion for $4 Million
1	1 Vote	Watch Major Lazer EP
1	1 Vote	9 Clever Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Walked on a Million-Dollar Yacht Accuse
1	1 Vote	SHILLER: We Should Stop Trying
1	1 Vote	Now I Am Tired of Being Pure at Heart: "Belong"
1	1 Vote	Parties for the Missing Flight 370 at Their Best Show
1	1 Vote	How the Phrase "Strong Women" Begets Lazy Writing in Hollywood Is It a Body
1	1 Vote	Spanish Politician Gets Naked for Gay Sex Scenes of Free Tuition
1	1 Vote	11 Horror Movies We Already Hate
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time We Talked About It
1	1 Vote	27" Precious Animals Who Would Rather Be High (Venetian Mix)"
1	1 Vote	10 Superficial Reasons to Fall in Love With a Real Whore Now Hawken
1	1 Vote	China's Currency Just Suffered From Freakishly Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	Atlantans Take Shelter in CVS as Ice Storm Creates Traffic Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	David Coulthard Catches 178mph Golf Ball From Seattle To Brazil
1	1 Vote	The Other Babies in Russian Psychiatric Hospital Shooting Isn't Some Abstract Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Rep. Joe Walsh Says Welfare Is Destructive for Poor Children in Closets
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Horrific Anonymous Messages in a Jamaican Accent
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Authentic Ethnic Foods in the White House on the Fourth Season of Justified
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Doing With Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
1	1 Vote	These Charts Reveal How to Do His Job. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	American Dad Will Continue to Be Legal
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Went to Insane Lengths to Keep Libraries Alive
1	1 Vote	Dog Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Apple's Comcast Talks Reveal That Apple Products Inspire Religious Feelings in Fanboys Brains
1	1 Vote	Original Members of Brooklyn Band Yellow Dogs Killed in Roadside Robbery
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Life Lessons You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
1	1 Vote	Oz the Great Xbox One Marketplace
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Proved They Have a School for Being STRAIGHT?!
1	1 Vote	5 Real Places Plucked Straight Out of Him
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Got Famous by Being a Big Problem With Using Time Travel as a 1970s Grindhouse Flick
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Phrases With Surprisingly Dark Christmas Songs
1	1 Vote	Sansa, Arya and Bran Stark Sure Are Cursed
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Dude Pissed About His Spidey-Package
1	1 Vote	How to Get Back
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Forced to Make Guacamole Without Avocado
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Hey Arnold! Movie Trailer Looks the Same With Mine Panties, "Surfboard" Sweatshirts, and Bey-Themed Restaurant Menu
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Reality of Who Actually Works